If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Just one leaving today I think. Let's hope it's not Alex

this guy. Didn't sieve is flour and hasn't piped his mash!! The horror!!

Oh yes. Paul. Coconut head.

Oh don't cry poppet

Paul doesn't take criticism well.

His exaggerated "I'm listening" face is making me laugh!

Awww Thomas.

Thoas might be saved by sunbed man's plate.

Hmmm, I thought maybe the stone-cutter is leaving us but perhaps it's going to be Sunbed Paul.

Hope the last chap goes.

Thomas

Does the producer take all the cooks off into a darkened room and give them a right royal bollocking? Because I can think of no other reason for each and every one of them to be blubbing like babies in the post comment interview.

Ooh Paul or Thomas. What do you think ?

“I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes.....because you are a twatty potato headed arse” was what Michel meant But is too polite to say. Obviously.

I bet Paul's in a Dad band.

Boot Paul!

(It will be Thomas.)

Paul is pissed off!

Phew. Thomas saved. Good.

yes the right one went. Dry your eyes Thomas.

Right result, he seemed so angry with the criticism.

Absolutely shower.

I'm pleased Thomas scraped through. Paul is smug

Right result

Ah, good! I like Thomas so I'm glad he's staying.

I hope Michel is back next episode.

Yes my imaginary - he looks the sort.