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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

966 replies

Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:57

Yep fuck off back to the south of France and Cornwall. Oh hang on...
Right, I'm off to my pit.

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:57

Double episode tomorrow? Eh?

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:57

Yayyy Jilly's back tomorrow. Let's see Gregg fawning again

fourquenelles · 13/03/2019 20:57

Tomorrow at 8 folks.

Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:58

Good, that's the correct result.

See you tomorrow folks!

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foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:58

Jilly is cool

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:58

Ah this is a chaotic bunch the next one will be fun.
“double Masterchef???? What new fuckery is this

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:58

See you all tomorrow. I'm off to cook my saucisson

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:58

See you all tomorrow!

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:58

Chef tomorrow looks scary. And more Michel. See you then.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/03/2019 21:01

Double MC tomorrow apparently.

May I say that, as a vegetarian, most of what the cooks produce is most unappetising to me. I'm here mainly for the skill and the drama (and the bants).

So when someone like Alex comes along with her sublime pudding, I am over the moon.

LaMarschallin · 13/03/2019 21:07

If Alex wins she'll never finish her Jilly Cooper-esque novel Shock

Off to buy a rocher (got the spelling right at last Smile) spoon.

Halsall · 13/03/2019 21:12

KLAXON

8:00 - 9:00 tomorrow

AND THEN

9:30 - 10:00

Shock
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JenniferJareau · 13/03/2019 21:13

@GrouchyKiwi

I am lucky. I've met Adam a few times now and he is not an arse at all, he just really cares about the food his diners receive. To deliver that level of food, you have to demand perfection.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 21:26

JJ I loved him on the Professionals. I think it's hard for a chef to come across well in these rounds on the show. They're letting amateurs into their kitchens.

whatashower · 13/03/2019 23:08

Double Masterchef spead over 2 hours.
That's just taking the jus piss.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 23:42

Omg missed the end. Ffs family pigs the whole lot of them

JenniferJareau · 14/03/2019 06:50

GrouchyKiwi

Agree. I have always assumed that the diners (apart from John and Greg) are all paying customers so the standard has to be as high as normal.

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2019 08:57

@JenniferJareau
are all paying customers so the standard has to be as high as normal
Ah! That would make a big difference.
I'd assumed that - because of the cameras bring there filming the diners - that they'd possibly been regular customers invited for a free/cheaper meal (and the chance to be on television, if that's something they'd like) or at least new customers offered the same and that the BBC would make up the difference in price for the inconvenience of the restaurant being filmed. And having to have Gregg there Confused
I'm sure the chef in charge would still want the food to be as good as possible and it would be a very good (and cheap) commercial on national television for his standards and food. Hence he/she would still come over quite exacting.
Sounds like I was being too cynical Smile

JenniferJareau · 14/03/2019 15:29

I've eaten there twice and might have booked again if I knew MasterChef were going to be there Wink

Ewanthescreamsheep · 14/03/2019 17:33

Anyone else wish Annabel would tie her bloody hair back?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 18:58

Never mind tying her hair back, sheep, she could put some clothes on. Pits in the kitchen, no no noooooo!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 18:59

but you are right about the hair.

I'm also keeping a VERY close eye on her lashes, before and after plating up.

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:01

What ho. Last night of having grandson so he's in bed sparko. I have a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie in the oven so will disappear at some stage to dish that up.

Here we go.

Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:01

Evening.

Wonder what tonight's chef will be like...

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