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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

966 replies

Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:41

Panisha's dish sounds nice.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/03/2019 20:42

shower I'm rooting for Alex and her long suffering and overfed mum.

fourquenelles · 13/03/2019 20:42

I love Alex. She is a superb cook.

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:42

I do like Alex

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:42

Alex is my fave of this bunch, and I quite like Thomas.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:43

Vreep is now my insult of choice.

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:43

There's something a little bit smug about Paul

Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:43

I like Alex too. I think she knows what she's doing.

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:44

Paul reminds me of someone and I can't place it. It's irritating.

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:44

ohwhat 🤣
Thanks for the ear worm 😡

Wolfcub · 13/03/2019 20:44

Grouchy he’s like an 80s dj it Mike of Mike’s carpets

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:45

Her is such a lovely man 💕 but please please be rude to Gregg 🤞

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:45

Another vote for Alex. I bet her and her mum rule the local wi.
Michel doesn't age, just stays lovely. but not in a shag him blind way

Pencilmuseum · 13/03/2019 20:46

copycat judging again Gregg.

fourquenelles · 13/03/2019 20:47

I wouldn't kick him out of bed OhWhat if I was into that sort of thing.

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:47

Yeah I like Alex too. But the others aren't that memorable. Apart from Dr love but that's not for the right reasons!

I can't remember anyone's names still!

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:47

Alex is my fave too. Her food looks great.

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:48

Missed that whole segment looking a glimpse of Johns teeth 😳
Now talking to myself saying sorrceesohn very quickly 😀

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/03/2019 20:48

Allow me shower

FUCK OFF GREGGGGG!

Will that do you?

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:48

Uh oh...have we jinxed Alex now?

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:48

He's old enough to be my dad and I'm pretty sure I'm a lot taller than him but I still would.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:49

Is it two going tonight?

Worried for Alex if so.

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:50

whatashower dh is working in the corner and he is muttering "saussison" (sp?!!) under his breath! It's a good word.

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:50

Creepy group hug

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:50

Think just one does tonight