If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Fuckery has the right spelling.

Not loving this chef and his wankery attitude

£100 for a lunch for two excluding drinks? Eaten off Neolithic plates...

X posted Grouchy!

I don't eat out either. I like a nice lie down after a meal and until they provide sleeping accommodation in restaurants I'll have to content myself with pub lunches and the odd afternoon tea.😁

Adam was great he does what he does

No place for our cooks

Just got back into masterchef and haven't read this thread yet but I have a question- why are they roche and not quenelles???

A question has John got top teeth we have never seen them

A rocher is a one-handed quenelle, we've learned, Madaunt

Welcome to the thread, btw!

Now to see who picked up tips from that experience and who will carry on regardless.

Dr Love didn't enjoy it. Just as an aside, why is it only during Masterchef that the dog decides to kick off ?

Actually, kudos to the love guru for saying he didn't like it.
It's going to be Michel! Squee. Thought he was persona no gratis after spud gate.

THOSE PLATES WERE A TRAVESTY

Moves on.

The dog is trying to protect you from Greggg, they know an annoyance when they see one.

Michel Michel Michel. Hooray for his twinkling eyes.

@jay55 . You're right, he'd hate Gregg

I thought the love doctor eas Jeremy Corbin

they don't get two stars out for nothing

No, me neither love. Only if I'm drunk.

....and his actual knowledge of food unlike FOGg, grouchy...... praying he gets a dig in 😀

did you see Gregg's face then? I don't think he knows what a continent is. And I don't like John's collarless shirt.

Get off her Gregg you vreep

littlbrown Jonty had top teeth when this was taken - maybe he takes them out for MC though!

Dr Love living dangerously.

Gregg looks like he's gonna break out singing "consider yourself" when he grabs his lapels.
My dog has her nose in my boot, chasing ir round tge room.

Michel has his father's looks. I could never believe he (Michel snr) and Albert were from the same parents. Perhaps Albert had a lovely personality.

Anyone rooting for anyone amongst this lot? Alex fave? I’m a bit meh about the others at the mo.