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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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Footle · 13/03/2019 20:20

Fuckery, that Zen Buddha was a bit of a giveaway. No street cred this guy.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:21

Is this not too much fuckery for a boiled egg yolk?

Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:21

Those tortellini are inevitably going to run out, aren't they? And chef will be vair, vair cross

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:21

That's a lot of truffle.

Fuck off, Gregg.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:21

Pasta looks like Thursday night here

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:22

Who is the guy who owns the restaurant ? He looks familiar

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:22

Adam was so lovely back in the day as a wee acned whippersnapper - not sure about the (ubiquitous) whole arm tatt😢

fourquenelles · 13/03/2019 20:22

Haha Love doc got told off.

Wolfcub · 13/03/2019 20:23

This fish will be cold by the time he’s finished faffing with it

jay55 · 13/03/2019 20:23

All these dishes look shite. This is a stupid round. Huffs off.

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:24

It’s Adam thedogs but not as we knew him. All beardy, tatted and has possibly dyed his hair.....

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:24

Omg potato head so,repulsive. Why can’t he use cutlery

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/03/2019 20:24

That is one grumpy chef.

Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:25

Its all too brown. Chef's up himself.

Not liking this round.

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Wolfcub · 13/03/2019 20:25

Greg appears to have dyed his eyebrows

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:25

How much waste?
Yeah Adams fallen into chef as knobhead trap.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:25

Yeah bring on mass catering

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:25

I have to say this menu should win an award for the “most fingered by staff” food ever, it’s really putting me off. 🤢

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:26

It's the most depressing menu.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:26

Wankers pudding ffs scoop in push back omg

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:26

I approve of the size of the wineglasses.

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:26

This round always makes me cross now I think about it. I hate how pretentious it always is. Just make tasty food and serve proper portions on real plates and stop arsing about.

Piggywaspushed · 13/03/2019 20:27

I would not feel relaxed if I had to eat this food in that industrial looking restaurant. But they have written on the wall, so it must be cool.

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:27

More cowpats.

whatashower · 13/03/2019 20:27

I think he is channelling Tom Kitchin in his quietly dangerously arsey mode.

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