If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Oh reallygrouchy? I'll have to give it a try! Not sure why I haven't tbh! And there's no Greg(g)?

Bet that sous chef is cursing under his breath at all that spillage

Omg those mushrooms are huge. Hahaha at the confident chatting to camera while it all goes tits up behind you 😀

Just realised this episode will be Greggless. Hoorah 😀

All that effort for bastard celeriac.

No Gregg! It is the best.

I saw no walnuts but I did have to occasionally fan myself.

There was also a Dr Doctor , so I sang Thompson Twins in my head and it became rather annoying.

That's a hell of a lot of effort for celeriac.

With you footle

Much prefer when they ave to do the mass catering

@Pencilmuseum

Tasting menu sounds yuck.

I missed the start cos of Brexit votes - oh the drama. Ready for the relative zen like calm of the MC kitchen.

Surely sieving flour is like a cake basic? not that I do it

Id be worried he'd slipped some roofies in the walnuts.
The chorus chez fuckery (along with fuck off Gregg) is "You creepy wanker". "like a zen Buddha" said no Buddhist in the history of the world.

Ahh the big glasses of wine make it relaxed dining.

Does John have top teeth.

Gaaaah we spoke too soon! I actually physically recoiled 😫

I have a horrible feeling we may not be Gregggggglesss......

........hahahahahahaha I was LITERALLY just typing that when he sodding well appeared!!!!!!!

Ick those egg whites look grim

What was that @whatashower ?

Bad luck whatashower. He's right there, waiting for the horrid food.

Sludge

Adam is being very calm with the things being slow. So far.

Sorry but that looks grim

who said Gregg was AWOl. Here he is. Full of crap as usual.

Those cake cubes have made me so cross I'm going to comfort eat some of my home made lemon cheesecake and it'll be a proper slice on a proper plate. So there.