If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

What a patronising twat

Ah the rochers! My first MC thread was the rocher/quenelle debate. Funnily enough I do neither.
Pea and coconut. Fuck to the no.

I grief for the Adam we knew and loved
Now he is just cooking wankery

I would flick the peas at the chef if they were on my pud.

They have huge wine glasses and keep it flowing so the guests don't realise they are paying £££££ for a bit of old celeriac served on a bit of tree stump followed by bubbly prawn foam stuff and a few cubes of cake.

Chocolate and peas. Ridiculous.

I did like the look of the duck. I'll give him that. Grudgingly.

Now forever known as the Jobbie pea dessert to me

Why are they always so bothered about the shape of the fucking rochés? It's all going to melt anyway.

I am in a very sweary mood today. You can all blame everything except me.

What are these "roshays" (sp?) he's on about? Aren't they quenelles?

The diners are going to be too pissed to notice the difference

Yeah but the wine glasses have only got about 3mm of wine in the bottom

I'd need them filled to the brim if I had to eat this wanky, over-fingered brown food.

I've eaten at all of Adam's restaurants, it is amazing food. His new restaurant is even better.

Rochés use one spoon, quenelles use two. IT IS ALL NONSENSE.

True halsall . None of the guests really look happy do they?

Alex gives no fucks on the wankeryfood

Ah! Riches.
Quelle embarrassment.

JJ I am envious of you lucky people who go to the restaurants on these shows. Sometimes I manage to convince DH to eat out at a pub.

Don't whine sculptor

Apparently a roche is a one handed quenelle. Who knew?

Did he just get the green poo bag out of the bin

Well, LaMarch, a quenelle is done with two spoon, a rocher with one. And they both look the same.

I don't know how it's meant to be spelt. Guessing.

There are some chefs who just shouldn't volunteer their restaurants for this sort of thing. He clearly hates having them there.

Bloody phone!
Spent ages getting "rochés" right and it thinks it knows better.

Grouch, me too.