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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:08

The first dish for the mum. Rubbish outta a bin

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:08

@GrouchyKiwi Find it on iPlayer and watch it live through there

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:08

Yeah he was. I love him

jay55 · 13/03/2019 20:09

I don't remember Thomas at all....

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:09

Grouchy, phew

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:10

Am there now Dogs. Smile

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:11

Actually I don’t love him cos I don’t know him 🙈🙈

Pencilmuseum · 13/03/2019 20:11

is this a first? Foraged meadowsweet?

Piggywaspushed · 13/03/2019 20:11

Am I the only one thinking that this is really not relaxed dining??

On another note , I cannot get 'stonecutters cut it on stone' out of my head... Is that Seven Brides for Seven Brothers??

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:11

Evening all! Haven't managed to watch live for a while but have been reading the thread and loving it!

I never watch MC the professionals, is it worth a watch?

Those cubes of cake pissed me off. And peas and chocolate? Nah.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:11

That’s a a wee jobbie on a plate

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Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:11

Those plates are truly gruesome. Like a slice of diseased tree.

Chocolate soil ✔️

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:11

Adam was the funniest in the Wanky Kitchen Overseas round.

His food looks interesting, if mildly wanky.

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:12

Ofgs peas and chocolate
Wanky

Pencilmuseum · 13/03/2019 20:12

those caveman plates are really off-putting. Plain white please.

Piggywaspushed · 13/03/2019 20:12

My DS went to an Open Day where I met Doctor Love... True story and he was very handsome

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:13

Flour your greaseproof , lass

GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:13

The Professionals is my favourite of the three versions foxes.

Peas and chocolate and fuck off. Wait, the chocolate can stay.

foxessocks · 13/03/2019 20:13

I'm sorry I'm sure this guy is lovely really but yes I also think it's wanky. The plates are horrible. I don't think I'm sophisticated enough if this is classed as relaxed dining.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/03/2019 20:13

Evening. Was there one last night? I had a little nap. Woke up in time for bed.
Big hugs to you Mrs Tommy. I know we're just randoms talking shite on here, but we are thinking of you lovey.
Right enough of that-bring in the next victim!
If my kids remembered me with celeriac I'd go nc

littlbrowndog · 13/03/2019 20:14

That love guy got eyes like a boiled frog

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Halsall · 13/03/2019 20:14

Oooh Piggy tell ALL please.

Did he show you his walnuts? Grin

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/03/2019 20:15

Piggy!

TheDogsMother · 13/03/2019 20:15

Oops Thomas !

Footle · 13/03/2019 20:15

foxess, same here. I must be a philistine, this food makes me sad.