If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

I can't be here tonight. I'm still broken. Onions?

Dear MrsTommy, sorry you're not all right. You are missed.

Thank heavens for that - this floor is freezing!

I won't be with you tonight ladies because I have been threatened had an invitation to sing with a choir so I'm off out.

Please give Greggg a really hard time from me.

Much appreciated.

Evening all. Well now I am craving aniseed balls which is unfortunate as I am currently away from the land of boiled sweeties aka Scotland.

MrsTommyBanks 💐 it will be lovely to have you back when you are good and ready.

What ho!

Evening lovelies. Mrs Tommy

Evening.
Ready for action?
I just had a greggs sausage roll so am so ready for better looking food

Here we go....squeeeeeeee!
Yum that looks like my kind of food f----ckery.

Dish for mother ✔️ (does it count if its the hosting celeb?)

This chef appears to be a bit of a knob

Aw I think he is ok, he has just gone uber foody.

Fucksake. It's not on till 9pm in fucking Scotland.

Braised Hoover filter and I do not like eggs.

Hello all, bit late as I was watching Brexit insanity

Is it just me or does that celeriac 'signature dish' look like it's been foraged from a bin by a tramp?

Wonder if I can watch it on iPlayer instead.

for MrsT.

But pickled mushrooms yes please

Go to bbc England grouchy. I have

. Sorry I'm late ! What have missed ?

Hah! Take that, you bastard programmers who put River City on instead, I can watch it live on iPlayer. RELIEF.

Fuck river city

I thought the signature dish looked like a squashed coconut

I feel for the girl making a gazillion tortellini.

Aerated crab stuff looks fab

Love psychology omg creepy

MrsT you've probably gone now but 💕 to you

I don't know how to do that littlbrowndog. But iPlayer has saved me.

Is this lovely Adam from the Professional series a few years ago?