If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

It was Romaine - "But smart old blue he took the Milky Way"

Michel!

And tiny onions survives.

Can't think who you could be referring to Wolfcub

And it's Michel tomorrow ❤️ (or whenever it's on)

No bloody idea when its on again. I'll keep my eyes peeled for this thread to appear in actives.

We are cultural giants here, folks.

Not many people know all the words to a 25 year old advert for a child's chocolate snack

After all that tension it feels like they are all still there 🙄*

*apart from Amal obvs

Michel ❤️❤️❤️

KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON

WEDNESDAY 8PM

WEDNESDAY 8PM

WEDNESDAY 8PM

Just watched the last MC we have on catch up with DS's friend ( 21) who is staying with us for the holidays ) and he said - that chap is rubbish - ( guess which one he was referring to )

Didn't get the tune but I could probably recognise the Milky Bar kid - which makes me about as much as an an expert at G^TTY&& for choosing dishes as my rubbish way of recognising chocolate.

FOGTTFSOFAFOSM

Still wondering about the street value of fennel pollen.

Jay Rayner once read my tweet out an event and we had “bants” about it
He is soooooo fucking hot

Oh lord and they’ve got Michel back
I may die in a soggy middle aged puddle

Thank you Shower

Warning taken on board.

Hope I see a few of you on the Sewing Wasp thread tomorrow!

Pssst!

Wanna buy some plant semen?

It's good stuff . . . liquorish-ey . . .

schaden thoroughly enjoying sewing bee but long time lurker (am still in the huff about pottery throwdown, but I am thawing 🤣)

Love sewing bee but it clashes with Shetland so I watch the repeat on Sundays and read the thread at the same time.

Jay is indeed hotter than a hot thing. He is not handsome. He is not buff. But there is something about the twinkle in his eye and love of food and intelligent wit that makes me go all gooey. Each to their own 😁

Thanks Schaden but I've gone cold turkey. The pain!

Mrs Joyful Prize for Randomness: I've just turned on 4extra to hear a 1960s? sketch about aniseed ball addiction.

Footle

A SIGN!!!!

It's a SIGN!!!!!!!!

So. Much. To. Watch.

Portrait Artist Of The Year
Celebrity Bake Off
Sewing Bee
Killing Eve (late to that party)

Fab iklboo, I have just spent a massive £2 to trial NowTV for 2 months (again) to see PAoTY - love it (and I get to see the elude GoT so I can watch enough to sound knowledgeable and stop being the only person in the world who hadn’t seen it 😳) Money well spent! And I can spend all the money I “saved” on aniseed balls!

“Elude”?. That will be “elusive” 🙄

Really excited that they are going to The Frog tonight. Adam is one of my favourite chef's.

You can stand up again now, Schaden. It was quite odd.