If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Oh come on, Fourq, surely one of the perks of having a torrid affair with Jay Rayner is that he can pull a few strings for you with the Guardian.

The beeping you can hear is the fennel and star anise truck reversing out of the car park.

Fuuuuck of Greg

Master of the bleeding obvious as ever Gregg

Romaine

Maybe the Brentwood Guardian Squooosh

Ouzo Gel? Doesn't he play for Spurs?

Gregggg's stark amazement at perfectly reasonable culinary concepts is starting to get tedious.

Just looked up my crossword clue.

Fame at last!

half a plate

Half a plate

Half a plate onwards . . .

Elliott is definitely going and Panesha and Annabel and...one other

can You Please Stop Showing That Curdled Crap.

......into the valley of death rode the tiny gravy-filled onions....

I don't like Jim.

For the same reason that the poet did not like Dr Fell.

Wow you wouldn’t want to be In group one right now

Halsall

It is a bit humiliating Wolf

Oh no. Amal

I only got one right! Mr lumpy custard himself, Elliot.

Oh bum Amal's gone

Well - Greggg's kept his next wife in.

All I can hear in my head is the song from the advert 'The red car and the blue car had a race...'.

Was it Milky Way?

I thought they'd keep Amal and jettison Panesha.

I liked Amal - she had a bad evening, but I suppose that's what it's a;; about

Romaine it was. All red wants to do is stuff his face....