If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Tobacco onions?

TOBACCO ONIONS?????

WTF?

They can be gritty and have the consistency of snot but, my God, they taste of the sea Squooosh Hope I have sold them to you.

Not as slow as me fourq
Well done Jilly.

It's all superlatives tonight

Any volunteers to cook Gregggg's heart?

This lot are better than last night's bunch. Hard to see who is going home.

You should have been a food writer, fourq, with your own column in one of the weekend papers.

I'd have my heart cooked a little more

So would we Greggggggg

My iPad is being a knob tonight, keeps crashing.
First, MrsTB, big hugs for you my lovely. It's soo tough. X

Cockle boy. Well done that dinner lady.
Brian from hull is still a creepy fucker.
Jilly-I love you .

Hmmmm. I would eat a nice heart but not a barely-cooked one. No sirree.

Schaden I’m sure that’s on Tim’s secret to do list

Then I'm warming to him Wolfcub

Fourq we should get a message to Jay - see if he's like a guest contribution every so often and then you can kidnap him and bring him over here.

Ah no Panesha! I like her.

Oooh dear. Rebecca in danger too.

Grace Dentalfloss looks so clean cut and enthusiastic.

I rather like her, despite the face that she almost wees herself whenever she sees the Gurning Grocer.

Don’t touch the biscuit as you serve it that’s just wrong

To be fair to Geoff, I bet that tastes delightful!

is that tuile studded with walnuts Geoff?

Where the bloody hell does one buy 'fennel pollen' from?

GraceDentalNurse is out

Could start with the Southend Evening Echo Squooosh and work my way up.

Especially if you've just been massaging yoni's

The Lurve Psychologist is as creepy as the Serial Killer . . .I can see them pairing up for slaughter . . .

Geoff's budino!

Ah!

The sous vide lives on!