If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

The serial killer doesn't get any less creepy, does he . . . ?

Just on Jilly. Watching about four minutes behind. I think Geoff is creepier every time I see him.

Thank you, Roamine. He must have good strong biceps!

That looks effing awful!

Fourq that was it!!!! Brian I think it was when it popped up that he was a love psychologist or some such bollocks, & I got a very disturbing image of him offering to massage ladies yoni's! (Hope he washes his hands before he cooks)

cockle boy is such a swot

You gotta pickle a cockle or twooooooo-oooooooo......

Or maybe not 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Luxuriousness?

Fuck off Gregggg

(First of the night, always the best one!)

missed the beginning and some good stories by the sound of it. will rewatch later.
yes I thought that about the horned inspirational woman grouchy.
Tim the art curator/serial killer - check out Netflix next year.
Are those vintage Wayfayer Raybans he's got on?

Stone sawyers, also known as rock splitters, drillers, stone breakers, and stone fabricators, cut rocks and minerals to specified sizes in this physically strenuous job.

I am from Leigh on Sea so cockles are in my blood. I took them in jars to school too (sad)

Would have been more interesting with a wart on top.

Is that a battered willie?

Crikey it feels like Tim is from the last series - there has been so much trauma and bad food since he last appeared

controversial whole star anise Stephen

He's going to cry!

Deep breaths, Steven - long way to go yet.

x post with Romaine I type soooo slowly

I've never had a cockle.

I like Jilly - but I'm not a seafood person.

Hurrah for Jilly!

Go Jilly!

Woohoo Jilly! That looks amazing. I LOVE seafood.

Cherish that empty space Squooosh.

never fill it.

God Gregg is like a toddler bouncing up and down because they need a shit

do you want to say it or shall I? Gonad gurnard confusion Jilly