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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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RomaineCalm · 11/03/2019 19:34

Pencil Number 10 must be 'deconstructed' or '20 zillion ways'

Halsall · 11/03/2019 19:35

GraceDentalNurse plays the Nan card 🃏

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fourquenelles · 11/03/2019 19:35

Brian chicken the yoni master(bater)

Wolfcub · 11/03/2019 19:35

Oh Jesus I’d missed the serial killer. I bet cockle boy wasn’t the only thing she called him

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2019 19:35

Angelico Delightico Grin

Who TF is Tim? Is he the Serial Killer?

Snorting at "cockle boy". That was a creepy story.

Squooosh · 11/03/2019 19:35

I'm guessing 'cockle boy' wasn't said with affection Grin

RomaineCalm · 11/03/2019 19:36

Didn't see 'sea trout nibbled my knee wart' coming as one of the stories...

whatashower · 11/03/2019 19:36

Angelico Delightico 🤣

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2019 19:36

I thought that lady in the photo had horns for a wee minute.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/03/2019 19:36

Just got here - I like Irini.

whatashower · 11/03/2019 19:37

X post Grouchy 😀

Star Anise ✔️

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/03/2019 19:37

I'll have to re-wind later to find out about "cockle boy"

Halsall · 11/03/2019 19:37

Star anise!

That wasn't on your list Pencil . Stick it down as the tba.

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Squooosh · 11/03/2019 19:38

What is a stone sawyer?

fourquenelles · 11/03/2019 19:38

Wow Thomas is one of nine! Can't imagine it.

Wolfcub · 11/03/2019 19:38

Nooo still beating hearts

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2019 19:38

Sad Lamb hearts. No thank you.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/03/2019 19:38

Footle

Really?

Really and truly?

What was the clue?

whatashower · 11/03/2019 19:38

Star Anise #2 ✔️ (yawn)

fourquenelles · 11/03/2019 19:38

I like a lamb heart

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2019 19:39

I thought Stone Sawyer was the name of the town he lived in. Blush

Halsall · 11/03/2019 19:39

I like them too, fourq

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Wolfcub · 11/03/2019 19:39

More star anise good grief

RomaineCalm · 11/03/2019 19:39

Squoosh. Apparently it's someone that literally 'saws stones'. Don't remember that one featuring in the sixth form careers chat.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2019 19:40

WHY ALL THE STAR ANISE?!

I'm one of seven. It is fun.

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