If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

what just a little bit of sick came up at the words Gregg's thong you evil person you so I'll pass.

Jim, Delia and Amal to stay.

Apple Pie and Lemon Meringue going home.

For once I agree with the arsehole.

I don't like deconstructed anything.

Schaden , your typos merely demonstrate the depth of your emotion.

OK then - Jim to go, Sarah to go so far

Jim is a Rob Brydon/Bob Holness mash-up. Molto mackerel - not sure.
Elliott and Ginger Annabel will go I think for a start. or may be not

Was that lamb still in the plastic? It looked weird

Jim's going. And the copper Delilah
Annabelle to stay. And Amal.

I'm not betting tho as would have to flee the country to escape the horror of Greg's thong

damning indictment of her family's cooking from Annabel!

'most of it was shite really and i would not recreate it here'

Maybe it was in a bladder? Yum.

I thought that too Wolf

fourquenelles yes apologies I am feeling rather ashamed at that disincentive 😳 It came from an angry scheduling place. 😀

is his mum going to jump out of the mystery box?

I hope the foot isn’t still in that pie

Thank you Footle.

It's a comfort to know that someone understands.

I am emoting all over here - i wanted to see the little doggies, too.

(and I also nearly had to put another erratum of *, not [grin[, but I caught the bugger out in time!)

Not mackerel all ways, surely?

Not fond of Jim but the mackerel looks v nice.

Mackerel makes me burp

Classy brackets, Schaden.

"gin-soaked" mackerel?

The only thing soaked in gin at my dinner table is me!

This dish all looks a bit soft

I hope alex does well

Yay Alex

💃 ⬅️ Les Battersby's mum (actual size)

John needs a bloody good hair wash