Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

[Halsall]

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for

Oh bum.

Oh bugger it.

Dammit

More creepy grins then!

Nooooooooooo swap Tim for Frank. No way shit soup should go through.

Bah. Should have kept Frank over Creepy.

If he isn’t a killer he’s a vicar

Hi fourqs, just sent you a pm, beautiful dog by the way

Huh.

look at Lisa's forehead on Weds - coughs - Botox.

If he isn’t a killer he’s a vicar

Till Wednesday, chaps.

Man with Absurd Curly Moustache incoming ✔️

Good to be back, see you all on Wednesday.

Thanks for the fab company as always you lovely lot. See you all on Wednesday.

Always one with a quirky moustache

Man with Absurd Curly Moustache plus Former Contestant with Absurd Curly Moustache.

Aren't we lucky.

We had absurd face hair last series.

Wednesday! I'll see you all Wednesday

Well at least we get to make more serial killer jibes. Underwhelming.
Yay a wanky tash! AND circus strong man in one show-this could be love.
See ya Wednesday mes Amis.

See you all on Wednesday.

woarr, that trailer for Baptiste looks amazing. Sunday nights spoken for then.

Laters, fellow Gregg haters.

Don’t go! I have SO many questions 🤣 ah well will join fourquenelles in the catch up naughty corner 😀

yep see you all Wednesday. I might go and look at my star anise for a bit. It's been a while.

A bientôt, mes amis.