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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:56

Oh bum.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:56

Oh bugger it.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:57

Dammit

MadauntofA · 11/02/2019 21:57

More creepy grins then!

jay55 · 11/02/2019 21:57

Nooooooooooo swap Tim for Frank. No way shit soup should go through.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:57

Bah. Should have kept Frank over Creepy.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:57

If he isn’t a killer he’s a vicar

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:57

Hi fourqs, just sent you a pm, beautiful dog by the way Grin

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:57

Huh.

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Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:58

look at Lisa's forehead on Weds - coughs - Botox.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:58

If he isn’t a killer he’s a vicar
Grin

Till Wednesday, chaps.

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:58

Man with Absurd Curly Moustache incoming ✔️

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RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:58

Good to be back, see you all on Wednesday.

MrsTommyBanks · 11/02/2019 21:58

Thanks for the fab company as always you lovely lot. See you all on Wednesday.

MadauntofA · 11/02/2019 21:59

Always one with a quirky moustache

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:59

Man with Absurd Curly Moustache plus Former Contestant with Absurd Curly Moustache.

Aren't we lucky.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:59

We had absurd face hair last series.

fourquenelles · 11/02/2019 21:59

Wednesday! I'll see you all Wednesday Grin Gin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:59

Well at least we get to make more serial killer jibes. Underwhelming.
Yay a wanky tash! AND circus strong man in one show-this could be love.
See ya Wednesday mes Amis.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:59

See you all on Wednesday.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 22:00

woarr, that trailer for Baptiste looks amazing. Sunday nights spoken for then.

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 22:00

Laters, fellow Gregg haters.

whatashower · 11/02/2019 22:01

Don’t go! I have SO many questions 🤣 ah well will join fourquenelles in the catch up naughty corner 😀

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 22:01

yep see you all Wednesday. I might go and look at my star anise for a bit. It's been a while.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 22:01

A bientôt, mes amis.