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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
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@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:27

Smug twat Tim.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:27

Oh god!

Smug Tim is repulsive!

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:27

Has the fruit of Gregg's porksome loins been birthed yet?

MrsTommyBanks · 11/02/2019 21:27

I'm happy Frank's in.

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:27

Tim seems to be wearing some rather peculiar 7/8 length trousers.

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:28

they did not dare send Frank or Denis Nilsen home. Could have been repercussions.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:28

Frank should say thanks to Maria for stuffing up her tarte.

MrsTommyBanks · 11/02/2019 21:29

I like Kenny.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:29

Lookathim!

Lookathissmugself-satisfiedgrinningface!

He's seriously creepy . . .

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:29

I had completely forgotten about Kenny. Sorry, Kenny.

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:29

It's Kenny! My evening is complete! 💕💕💕

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:29

OMG! David! Nawamin!! Kenny!!!

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:29

That was a disappointing first round but they must have some skill to have made it this far so we can only assume the nerves got to them. Not Legal Lisa though, balls of steel that one!

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:29

Masterchef always reminds me that I have never in my life used star anise.

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:30

Tim is a bit chipmunky in Capri pants. Bet they are all the rage in the art world. Choc fondant fail already.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:30

Noawmin! (Sp) to be honest, I can't remember the other two.

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:30

A 'chef', Annabel dear. Not a 'cook'!

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:30

And we have a chocolate fondant. BINGO.

whatashower · 11/02/2019 21:30

Omg I am SO LATE
Was binge watching Grace and Frankie. 😳

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:31

You are living the dream Squooosh!

Marcus in a dungeon, and a kitchen free from the horrors of star anise.

Who could ask for more?

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:31

I have used star anise, Squooosh. For Nigella's brined Christmas turkey. It smelled good at any rate.

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:31

all the hipster boys wear trousers that are flapping above their ankles. Usually coupled with mustard socks,

MrsTommyBanks · 11/02/2019 21:31

Squooosh you just gave me a flash back to the raw squid penis Sad

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:31

David the dead-eyed, possible serial-killer, pilot........

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:31

Has the fruit of Gregg's porksome loins been birthed yet?

Stop that talk this minute Squooosh!

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