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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:31

I bought some star anise c. 1984. didn't care for it.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:31

Aww Nawamin and the others.

I wanted David to win last year

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:32

Get you, Grouchy, you secret Mastercheffer. Next you'll be telling me you cook with hay! Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:32

What time t=do you call this shower?

You have missed some seriously creepy grinning by Denis Nilson, but I'm sure he will offer many more opportunities to detest him.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:32

What personality Tim?

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:33

Wtf Tim

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:33

you just gave me a flash back to the raw squid penis

Was this on Masterchef, or in your ummmm, personal life?!

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:33

all the hipster boys wear trousers that are flapping above their ankles. Usually coupled with mustard socks,

Suspect we are a bit short of hipster boys round here. Maybe we'll get that look in a couple of years time.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:33

No doubt it will be splashed all over Hello when it happens squoosh

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:33

It won't be your cooking that gives us a bad impression of your personality, Tim.

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:33

tim's menu sounds horrible. trying too hard. makes me feel queasy.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:33

Nans

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:33

There is a serial killer/stalker

GRANDMOTHER ALERT!!!!!

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:33

1st nan - no grandmother

jay55 · 11/02/2019 21:33

Dead relative tick

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:34

Myimaginarycathasfleas sorry Sad

I felt ill as soon as I thought about his sweaty loins.

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:34

Why can neither Tim ('blotty') nor Greggggg ('balotti') pronounce BORLOTTI beans properly?

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ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:34

Frank's food sounds nice.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:34

Where was I?

Oh yes - a serial killer every season.

They must advertise in the recreation room at Durham E-Wing for contestants.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:34

I bought some too Pencil. Never used it. Never will. I don't ask it to spark joy, as long as it doesn't send me into a clinical depression it can stay.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:35

I'm liking Lisa more, her hair was different in every shot as she melted under the heat.
Of course Tim is doing scandi. Wanker.
First call out for family heritage!

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:35

Sri Lankan/Nigerian is an interesting family mix.

MrsTommyBanks · 11/02/2019 21:35

It was in my mind Squooosh with no warning. Someone on MC was butchering raw squid. And suddenly I just knew that was what Greggs penis looked like.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:35

I like tall men.

Squoosh Only for marshmallows on the campfire.

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:36

Oh Nawamin, was the guy who did lots of kitsch floral decoration type dishes!