The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

Now then, I've been having my little think about my 7-day week, and this is what I've come up with:
Sunday Rupert Everett - I?ve booted out Stephen Fry, he does have a tendency towards superiority towards his intellectual inferiors, and frankly, he?s not so good to look at, nor as bitchy as Queen Rupe. And Sunday?s a day of rest, so some unthreatening male company might be in order?
Monday - Clive Owen ? keeping it real on a Monday night
Tuesday - needs some more thought....
Wednesday Ewan McGregor ? just what a girl needs to get her through the mid-week blues
Thursday - Richard Armitage ? he?s the warm up act for Friday night. And Thursday night was always the Big Night Out in the City (why have a hangover on your own time, let work pay!)
Friday - Lee ? Friday night is fun night
Saturday - George Clooney ? a little charm and sophistication could be nice

Oh, and Gordon Ramsay to do the cooking. As I don't even remotely fancy him he could concentrate on the important business of feeding the rest of us.

Clive Owen the politician?

Didn't know there was one! This would be Clive 'The Chancer' Owen. And no politicians on my island, I don't need the grief.

I'm thinking of David Owen

I'm having trouble with my list...will have to take Lee after all, I just don't want him to talk to me...I worry that that would spoil it. He should just stand under a palm tree singing Paint It Black.

Berrie - that's why he's Friday night guy for singing, dancing and a bit of fun, not Saturday night which is candle-lit dinner on the beach with sophisticated flirtation

And doh! David Tennant is the final piece to the jigsaw of course!!!! He can entertain me with his amazing grasp of Shakespeare and poetry, then charm me with that twinkle (which is entirely different from Ewan's cheeky twinkle)

Ooo yes I'll have him too!

I know that this is not a housework thread and you're not remotely interested in my efforts but I have just.....cleaned behind the fridge and freezer!
Admittedly it was because a nasty honk needed investigating
Nice tidy house is now completely wrecked but must still be cleanish underneath

Well I killed the thread with my houseworky drivel

Oggs, that's a really bad picture. there must be better ones out there.
Berrie, cleaning behind the fridge. I didn't even know that was possible.
Boing, you're cheating with seven men, you're only allowed five.
Has anyone noticed that none of us has taken our DP/DH.

I'm just surprised that Boing hasn't mentioned her Butler.

This one s slightly better. I'll google him and find a great one.

Yum

yum 2

Mmm can't say he looks great in a suit (unlike Lee) but far more appealing in stage gear.
Hope this is not just me...but whilst I have experienced wildly lustful thoughts about Lee these last months...I'm beginning to have maternal feelings in an ah bless sort of way, seeing him so excited etc...
Breakfast and GMTV had stuff on on Wed morning. Did anyone see it? Denise VO boasted about how she'd been texting Lee all week...hussy! Doesn't she know he has a girlfriend?

Yes, stage gear suits him best.
Didn't see any tv coverage on Wednesday, ds2 demanded to be taken to toddler group and I forgot to take ds1's packed lunch to school in the morning so had to make a last-minute dash so he wouldn't go hungry. I'm hoping someone will post links to what I missed.
Am up to episode 3 of ADWD but waiting for DP to go to bed so I can continue in secret.

The Butler Berrie? I didn't think he counted, being staff! I'm happy to share him, he mixes a mean G&T. He might need a name though?!

Lyra, I didn't cheat, I changed the rules so we could have one gorgeous chap for every night of the week. Emminently sensible I think.

How about Jeeves?

You are the link Queen Lyra. Will learn though promise...

Jeeves it is. Shall I send him over?

I could do with a foot rub after a long, hard day. Does he do that sort of thing? Oh, and a glass of champagne.
Berrie, links are very easy. MN HQ changed how you do them.

Jeeves does anything that is legal, decent & honest. He's good like that. But no naughties ladies, it would be beneath his dignity!

I wouldn't dream of doing anything naughty with Jeeves. I imagine he'd look something like this.

100 more posts and this thread will implode. We'll be on to our 4th

I had a nasty this thread related accident last night.
We had gone to bed and I was chatting about my day. I said something about telling you lot about my cleaning and that it seems I'm not the only one to be a less than perfect housewife.(Much to dh's exasperation, he wants to be asleep and who anyway is slightly bemused by my Joseph thread virtual friends)
'Yes,Oggs hasn't ironed for several years!'
'mmmm?' manages dh
'And Boing hasn't got a hoover!'
'Everyone has to have a hoover.'
'No, she hasn't got any floors.'
'What?!?' DH splutters at which point I laugh a lot which turns into a coughing fit...and as I feel my pelvic floor begin to let me down, I sort of throw myself out of bed to avoid wetting the bed, and land on my shins on top of ds's bulldozer.
Very painful but funny