The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

I like the way you've omitted to mention the size of me

Size?

Hands up. Who's wearing glasses right now?
...me, for starters (DS has hidden my contact lens case)

lipstick every day? I was right then!

What are rocketdogs Lyra?

I'm wearing glasses.
We all seem to be aged around mid-30s and wearing glasses.

Yes, I can't remember what happened now but someone made me feel like jabba the hut ages ago by saying that they were like Dawn French compared to whoever when I had just said how much heavier then her I was...if that makes the remotest sense!

No glasses

Great! So we're all mid-30s, overweight, short-sighted alcoholics.

I love Rocketdogs

Glasses here too, although I bought some contacts last week specifically to wear at the theatre so I can use the binoculras more easily.

Mid 30s..... I wish.

Rocketdogs
The ones I wear aren't on there though.

I don't picture you as big at all. We're probably all carrying a little extra weight after having babies. I could do with losing a bit.

No...just overweight alcoholic!

Overwight, short-sighted, alcoholic..... Perhaps

That makes me sound fat.
I'm not fat

Wow! I LOVE them!

Nah, I'm not massive but I think I'm the biggest and I was this big before babies
Was it Oggs who had lost a lot of weight?

Think I'd lose weight too if I had to take the pony 20 miles over the mountain to get a paper...or is it only tv oggs hasn't got?

I really must stop chatting and go and play cricket in the garden with DS2 while the weather's still nice. Poor thing's bored.

And I must name change.

oggs, lol at my MAD length brown hair

Yes, brunette and yes, will try anything alcoholic, not very refined..

I think we're all together a pretty cool bunch on this thread.

Feel so bad for Lee that the stage jammed, I know he's a proffessional and can handle it and all, but still, must be mortifying on press night.

Who did you say slated the show? the times?

Right, here I am, smoothing down my short straight dark hair, wearing my sensible flat shoes but feeling a little giddy with a pint of Old Perculiar in my hand!
Boingboing, do you still have your stilettos on or have you kicked them off to enjoy a gin on your terrace while Cook prepares a light supper? Lyra how many times have you reapplied your lippy today? Binkle is mixing herself a vodka, shiraz and coke while Oggs is doing something odd with a chicken.

Slayerette is simply missing at the mo. She needs to update us as to whether she is the trouser wearer, a la Oggs, or a bit arty a la me!

Just nipped on to say I'm off on my hols tomorrow so wont be around for a week...promise to save any updates for me when I get back

Off for a malibu and cherryade to get me in the holiday mood

Berrie, what a motley crew we sound.
Binkle, where are you going? Have a good time.
Isn't Slayerette camping this week or something? Or is that next week?