The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

Right! clothes ironed...dd dressed

Tee hee...just realised why I'm doing a cold lunch...so I don't have to open the oven in front of anyone

Hope you have a lovely time.

bathroom..tick (ish...twill do so long as she doesn't look behind the shower curtain or bin)

So Oggs what kind of art do you do /did you do...since I myself do nothing any more

kitchen...tick
hoovering...tick but so much ground in food, not so good
stairs...first 5 tick

Now...cake, bread, sofa cover back on...

Housework . Doesn't one have staff for that?!

Personally, I do have an iron, but haven't owned a vaccuum cleaner in 5 years since I blew up 2 Dysons in less than a month. Not that I have carpets anyway....or a floor come to that.

Nothing specific Berrie, I just dabble.....crafty things in general.
Drawing, driftwood mobiles w/ dd, blue peterey type crafts,papier maché, art attack stylee stuff, am experimenting with felting at moment.
Would love to be able to knit more than a long strip.
Have been planning to make a patchwork quilt out of some of dd's old dresses.
We make our own cards and stuff.
Am reading up on wirework at mo.

Wow Boing. You have the ability to hover Impressive

it's on account of being of a superior breed - I can walk on water too!

That'll come in useful with the weather we're having at the moment

Have watched the Donny Josph vid twice this morning already w/ dd .In our defence we are making/painting cards at the same time.

Was worried that she might get Joseph weary, so have persuaded her to watch a David Attenborough about Great White Sharks now

I'm glad to see that DD is getting a fully rounded education Oggs!

And I'm now grumpy because our spamfilter at work won't let me visit the 5 men on a desert island. There must be some rood words in it. So I'll post it to you appreciative lot instead:
Lee (natch!!)
Richard Armitage (did anyone else go for him?)
Ewan McGregor
Clive Owen
Stephen Fry/Rupert Everett

I think the word thread should have been in there somewhere. A bit of wishful thinking going on

Sorry Boing, Clive is already on my island .

Haven't seen Richard Armitage on there. Is he Guy? (I prefer Jonas )

I really think the limit should be raised. Too many choices

Oh yes, he's Guy all right!

Maybe we could share Clive? After all, with 5 to choose from, you won't need him every night. We should also up the list to 7, which gives us one for every day (& night!) of the week - the gay raconteurs obviously for Sundays!

Good thinking, that means my revised list looks like this;

Jake Gyllenhaal
Clive Owen
Joaquin Phoenix
Hugh Jackman
Alan Rickman
Graham Norton/Stephen Fry/John Barrowman (still can't choose which)(actually probably John as he could multitask)

Ooh, one more,... who to have, ...who to have.....will get back to you, as dh is back and wants his lunch

Ray Mears? He could do the cooking!!!

My list is as follows:

Jonathan Ross, because he'd be great funny company
Anthony Keidis, for entertainment
Jamie Oliver, to cook
Lee Mead (Joseph) for obvious reasons
John Barrowman, for same reasons as Jonathan Ross.

Nope, wasn't happy with it. Have now changed it to:

1. Anthony Keidis, for entertainment
2. Jamie Oliver, to cook
3. Lee Mead (Joseph) for obvious reasons
4. John Barrowman, because he's very funny and would be great company.
5. Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost) instead to do all the tough guy stuff

Whose Anthony Keidis?

Red Hot Chilip Peppers singer and sex god.

Chili Peppers, not Chilip.

Anthony Keidis?

You're welcome to him Lyra

Oh yuck! Not my type either I'm afraid.

Lunch done...Mmm nice tidy house

Ho ho ho, just one dodgy moment when she was incredulously recounting an episode of that Anthea Turner Houswife programme where they went upstairs and the real life woman had mounds and mounds of clothes in the bedroom. Thinking of my own clothes mountain, I couldn't help grinning and I think she realised and was embarrassed!