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[LyraB]

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

Oh so you are all in an anti Berrie friends group

d'yquem? whassat?

I think Lyra is called Maureen

So there!

Are you rather posh then Boing?

Off to get a cup of Earl grey...

Maureen!?
Actually I'm Edna.
My DVDs of the whole ADWD series have just arrived from Canada. How am I going to convince DP to sit through it all again? I won't tell him I paid £15 for it

Berrie - short straight dark hair, sensible yet giddy, wears flat shoes.
Lyra - long blonde hair, efficient, wears heels.
Boing - long curly brown hair, flustered, wears heels but keeps a pair of wellies in the boot.
Slayer - blondey/brown mid length hair, ordered, wears mostly trousers.
Binkle - mad length brown hair, heels, jewellery.

Go on with you Maud

Absolutely sweeties. I even cut the crusts off my cucumber sandwiches and drink earl grey out of china cups whilst giving the staff their orders.

Oh all right. I'm not really.....just wishful thinking on my fave tipples.

You are very perceptive Oggs! But my hair is very long
I see Lyra exactly like that too. I see Oggs differently...and boing is beginning to turn into Penelope Keith for me,,,

I like Earl Grey. But I don't wear heels. And I do wear glasses. Must get some contacts sorted out.

I don't mean oggs

I mean Slayer, and I see Binkle like tht too

Quote from Mail Review 'He spends much of the evening flexing his pecs and flashing yards of (hairy, rugger playerish) inside leg'. Phew - I have GOT to get me some tickets.

Flustered?! No no no no no. I'm very organised and together, I'll have you know. And my hair is neither long nor curly. I am wearing a pair of black stilletos today though, and my wellies are in the boot

Penelope Keith!

Well you do live on a farm, so I'd imagine a pair of wellies are the very minimum of your requirements.

You all make me sound so glamorous.

Are you really wearing stilletoes? I don't even have any

I'm not sure Slayer isn't a bit arty...

lol lyra

So you are actually a mousey little bookworm Lyra and not a city glamour girl?

lol Oggs

No, not mousey bookworm, not glamourpuss either. But I have long dark hair and I wear lipstick every day. More likely to be seen in a pair of Rocketdogs than stilettos.