Corrie latest thread- No spoilers!

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I'm a bit confused by some of the current living arrangements....
Who lives with Eileen?
Is Sean still living with Billy?
Does Claud live with Ken?

It'll be someone to do with Klayton, cause that story already makes about as much sense as a giraffe in a tutu guiding traffic in New Jersey on a Thursday.

It was terrifying actually! I wasn’t expecting it at all!

🙈 I missed the end of Corrie clearly 😂 I didn't know someone had broken into Davids

I also missed Friday’s episodes. Tried to watch the omnibus but missed them both again! Gutted.

PinkDaydreams

Here's a highly detailed and very serious recap:

Liz is on holibobs so Jenny hasn't gotten in trouble for hiring her in the car.
Brian made Rita manager of his shop.
Roy's parents had a barge.
Roy has a mysterious ring... That's an actual ring, not a euphemism for a medical complaint of the rectum.
Shona kid can't act but he wants Shona to smuggle drugs into prison for him.
A whole bunch of shit all happened.
Then a dark shadowy figure broke into David's house... Dum dum dummm..

Think that's about it.

With regards to the Brian actor having never made the big time - have you not seen the Hannah Montana Movie? Not especially a classic but must have been a good earner for the actor.

Is the pp getting Brian Packham confused with Terry Scott from the 70’s? They do look quite similar and play/played similar bafoon type characters.

Who needs to watch corrie anymore when @Klutz can provide an excellent recap!! thank you!

I’ve just tried watching again and I missed David’s getting broken into!! I give up!

Pink, It was right at the end of Fridays. Lol

What's happening with Roy do people think?
I know he has just lost his mum but he seems very depressed and not himself.
He got emotional talking to Peter about his childhood , he is giving heirlooms away to Carla.
I hope the Rhea mystery isn't more doom and gloom family secrets

No doubt it will be more shite RegularShowRules, and why did Peter choose a hideous brooch for Carla, I don't think I have ever seen her wearing a brooch. Surely Roy would have given her the 'very valuable' ring that his mum left.

Corrie is really doing its bit for keeping its viewers out of prison!!

This boat bloke has the worst welsh accent ever.

I'm keeping noted to post a summary at the end, save people from watching this drivel.

Those two hard men attached he end tho.. lol.. the whole of Manchester and the hard men there and who turns up? Mark Whalberg a ugly brother and feckin Moxey from Auf weidersehn pet.

😀😀

I appreciate your updates. I often miss episodes through work. It didn't used to matter, but plots jump around or even end ridiculously quickly nowadays.

Klutzy
I've missed loads of Corrie recently for various reasons. Thank you for the updates, much appreciated

Do the Corrie producers not understand that no-one gives a fuck about Klayton?

Definitely yes to confusion with Brian Packham and Terry Scott

Well then, if I can bear to actually watch the rubbish, I'll post a summary of the 'action' after the 8.30 episodes.

It'll be a straight up summary with no piss taking.. nope, none at all..

I didn't bother watching the second episode tonight. It's absolute crap.

Does Joseph go to weather field school again?? I thought he moved to Portugal with Katie?

Posting the summary.

Don't read further if you don't want to to know what happened tonight.

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Roy's wandered off, Carla found him sleep walking and woke him up.
Dodgy bloke posts post card from Skegness through the platts door.
Jenny and Johnny come back to mucky pub. Emma locked Gemma and Chezz in cellar. Shona finds dvd on door mat, plays it, film of a man sneaking about the platts at night. Clayton has a mobile phone in prison, he should use it to Google "how to act" instead he threatens Shona to bring the drugs in.
Peter has stayed at Sally's with Abby..
Seb tried to do angry face but looks like he needs a poo... And a haircut and good wash.
Eek, Summer appears.. Taking acting lessons from Clayton.
Clayton's cell mate looks like a potato and stares all menacingly... Scary spudulike.. Shona agrees.
Peter offered job in Catalonia.. and they say jobs are hard to find.
The 'ard men have come.. one of em looks like a cheap mark whalberg and the other looks like a young moxey from Aufweidersehn Pet. More stellar acting..
Mary whittering at Dev, who looks like he's on speed and acts like he's snorting Ovaltine
Nick stalking Shona, sees package of drugs hand over, no wrong conclusions will be jumped too... Confronts Shona at David's, Shona tells him what's happening.
Oh good, the Peter, Carla and Abi triangle has started..
Shona and nick set up the bad guys and get em in CCTV.. mark whalberg grins and moxey makes threats.
Peter asks Abi to go to Catalonia with him, Carla is so jealous her lips turn into a puckered bum..
David hears nick and Shona chatting..

TL:dr
Nothing happened of note.

Roy's got insomnia
Peter and Abi off to catalonia, Carla's jealous.
Shona is involved with very unconvincing bad guys.
Acting classes needed all round.

End

Does Joseph go to weather field school again?? I thought he moved to Portugal with Katie?

He did bullying but Katie died a few years ago and Jozeff moved back with Ches

Kefalonia wasn’t it? Not Catalonia. (Yes I know who cares...)

Catalonia..

It's Kefalonia, Greek island

Abi doesnt deserve to be happy.