Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

What goes on this thread etc
Who goes on top of Jay Rayner, etc
Same thing really

Useless but intriguing pea

Potato is not risotto. The clue is in ris

shower

tracey is having a bad hair day. leave the fish for I Monica?

It's not burnt Monica - it's CARAMELISED!

PBI: Potato Bureau of Investigation? Lots of criminal behaviour in potato-growing circles, is there?

I like Tracey best of all the critics.

For Marcus and ME

Oh God. I can not stand Tom PB.
He is a King size Twat.

fuckery Mark isn’t even the type to turn off his OWN saucepan, it appears

Is potato risotto an actual thing then?

Hm, there was a Stella Maris nursing home on Trumpington Road.

They're relatively easy to find Grouchy. I got them as seed potatoes from my nearest garden centre. Most suppliers would do them as mail order - eg here

Very easy to grow in bags as well.

Gardening derail over, sorry, as you were!

Too many lolz on this thread to name check everyone on the last page but tonight is amusing me. Cheers everyone

That’s a snack it’s not dessert

I'd bounce Mark all over my bedroom.

He's very self-possessed isn't he?

Thanks for that vital information, Halsall.

Parker-Bowles eats like an infant

The boy dun gud

Mark's socks!

David does not seem to be having a good day

Weasley annoys me intensely.

David is having a 'mare.

Delurking to say I can no longer watch without the accompanying lolz. You lot are great!