I have first dibs on Aljaz of old (with Alison) not the Aljaz-Gemma-Kate-OTT-fake-enthusiasm Aljaz.
But if he cannot revert to normal then I'll happily take Johannes (cue concocted tabloid racist furore as I have both Africa and Black Sheep on my playlist).
In my fantasy world however I confess I have a different pro per dance.
AS - Kevin to Listen to the man - George Ezra (Kev in Ian Mck's hat)
AT - Vincent to All the kings - Editors
Cha Cha Cha - Artem to Kissing Strangers - Dnce
Charleston - Jared to I got a woman - Ray Charles
Couples Choice - Neil to Mahi Ve (Musicals week)
Foxtrot - Aljaz to Black Sheep - Gin Wigmore or Exes and Ohs Elle King
Jive - Pash, Kev or Neil to Shake it off (Movie week) (sense of humour and piggy nose required)
Paso - James to Kill of the night - Gin Wigmore (Halloween)
QS - Gorka to Heart to Heart - James Blunt
Rumba - Johannes to Africa - Toto/or Katya to K - Cigarettes after sex (Killing eve same sex routine)
Salsa - Brendan to El mismo Sol - Alvaro Soler
Samba - Pasha to Balada Boi- Gustavo Lima
Showdance - AJ to Shake it - Metro Station
Tango - Gleb (but at end of routine he gets dumped for Tony Beak) to The Man - Killers
VW - Anton to Caribbean Blue - Enya
Waltz - Tristan to 1, 000 times Hamilton, Leithauser and Rostam/ or Neil to Vincent Don McLean (Neil as Van Gogh)
Invested, much? 