Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

She is looking bloody good for the mother of an eight year old.

Noooo! No butter in the nut butter!

❤️❤️❤️❤️ be still my beating heart when Marcus is all twinkly-eyed. (I appreciate there is a queue and I will be beaten off with whole cauliflowers)

Cauli steak with baby cauli steak on the side.

That’s too dry surely?

Oh dear - tweezers!

I don't like tweezered food placement

Hmmm. 'Interesting' interpretation of nut butter....

Think we should all be glad that all that has been cooked so far is average squid and a dry bit of vegetable

They’re easing us in with Gregg

Imagine there would be projectile vomiting from all on this thread if they’d launched in with making a lemon possett or rhubarb crumble, listening to Gregg’s grunty-squelchy-sex-pudding-cum-noises

She is Wolfcub. I thought she'd say he was 3 or something.

Oh christ he's flirting with her - oily nurk!

Have none of these people seen almond butter or cashew butter

'I don't have much problem with you......'

PUT IT AWAY, GREGGGGG, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A FATHER

THREE to leave? Harsh.

Joining belatedly. Regular but name changed

Bloody hell, there are beards. The first one has a beard. My attention span is frankly shit.

Impressive onion chopping - I would have had fingers in that.
ever realised that chef's peaked at 4, like prima ballerinas

Goatee rabbit man doesn’t look 40!

sex-pudding oh I'm asking for that next time I go out.
That's kind if a beard. He'd have fitted in with our Tudor MC.

Three leaving is indeed super hard!

Why do they bother calling this the signature round if the chefs are making up new dishes? That's not what signature means!

It's not a real Henery VIII beard Halsall - it is an almost still stubble beard

Beards are shit this year.

Soo vee again....

True, Schaden, and this one's just got mere bum-fluff!

Urgh I hate orange. Why is he ruining good whisky

Kill Gregggg

Kill him now!