Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I do not want my fish twisted thank you

Stand corrected....WARDEN

I like Jake, too - not sure about this tattooed specimen

1. no beard

2. left the "w" of "anker"

Pregnant Gregg obvs can’t risk undercooked sausage

Is he a simpleton?

Not sure which were the eggs and which was the mince . . . that's worrying

I wouldn't want to meet him on his deserted seaside island. Arrr smugglers.

“Twisted fish” basically means just served on half the plate with some wanky micro herbs

Is this chap really 35? I suspect him of being like that 'transage' gentleman from Holland who prefers to identify as 20 years younger than he actually is

Oh . . . dear.

Should have done the extra eggs - after all, they gave him a dozen

FFS SHUTTUP GREGGGGG!

(really hopeful that Greggg will get "dealt with" in the showers with this lot)

Oh god this can’t be better than the others

Some people are preceded by their baggage, great heaps of it.

Gregg is basically like a Labrador - all greedy and salivating and being told to get down from the kitchen work surface

Oh they kicked the puppy!

Well-when you think of last week's 31 year old who looked 9, Halsall . . .

Richard also has weirdly tiny ears

Poor nervous chap.

Nasty of Gregg to guffaw as he shoed him away 😡

Even when they're crap they still think they're great

That was one bitch of a test.

Come on wumman

And he shts all over Shirley*

Oh yes I love celeriac

Like Jake and Ian and the girl (Elisabeth?)

Want them through

I hate, hate, hate this bit where they synchronise the chopping and cooking sounds with the music bed. I don't know why but it makes me furious