Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
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Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Jake’s got a look of “when you’ve got master chef at 2 but ultimate cage fighting championships at 5” about him

Lots of male eyebrow plucking

Not sure I approve

Gregggg agrees - dangerous!

That nose has definitely been broken at least once.

Shirley

Do you think he carved up his brothers and served them in a pie?

Water crust obvs

He's answering Gregg with an air of exasperation already.

What Marcus has on the back of his head is a genuine original duck's arse.

Shirley

Agree - probably he and the other lad learned their cookery skills in their rehabilitation classes in high security

And he has a very large nose.

Shirley so apt.

Agree - probably he and the other lad learned their cookery skills in their rehabilitation classes in high security

They should be careful to eat those scotch eggs lest they find razor blades smuggled in there

I have great hopes for him sooty

Anyone prepared to shank Gregggggg is okay in my book.

A nose worthy of a medieval painting.

Superb!

Shuttup Greggggg

Smiley Marcus. He is rather fuckable is he not? (Did I say that out loud?)

Marvellous observation shirley

Plus, I have referred to various demographic guides and can confirm the beards are now statistically IMPOSSIBLE

Pregnant Gregg obvs can’t risk undercooked sausage

In fact he has murderous eyes. He didn't give Gregg a scotch egg

I like Jake.

You almost shouted it four.

Gregg's having a bit of trouble with his grammar gremlins ce soir

No beard but definitely another inmate

Richard has a well grubby hob

I've seen this lad before.