Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

And he shts all over Shirley*

I always feel really awkward making eye contact with a dog having a shit when they look all embarrassed and bashful. I am 99% sure I’d feel the same making eye contact with Gregg in that position.

Love that even professionals make such a b..ls up of cooking a few simple ingredients

Makes me think I should apply for a cookery show

I don’t like chorizo....

They're my three favourites, Schaden.

Gregggg is such a wanker - I wish he'd fuck off.

I don’t like Lego man

He talks. In a. Really. Stilted. Way. Too.

Ian looks promising

Leave your lamp alone for a bit , Schaden.

I don't like chorizo either Taff

Over-spiced greasy muck

One of my dogs like to eat his one of his brother's poo straight from the "shoot" Shirley Now there's an image.

SHUTUPGREGG

Pineapple and seafood... um there is a reason that's not popular

Ian's sounds tasty. Do well, Ian!

Small-ears nearly had a kitten!

Marcus is very smiley around Ian.

Mr Fish dish sounds interesting

Ian is a very good advert for the uplifting impact of having a smiley face. Resolving to smile a lot tomorrow unlike ever

No more shitty dog stories plse

My money is on those three as well grouchy and schaden. Would like Mark to do well though.

Lamb tongue

I could do with never seeing a lamb tongue again.

Likewise Shirleyphallus

Sorry Pencil (hangs head in shame)

That lamb tongue is RANK