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Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Halsall · 06/11/2018 11:30

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call Grin
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

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Shirleyphallus · 13/11/2018 20:22

Sorry Monica babe that looks a fucking greasy mess

Taffeta · 13/11/2018 20:23

That’s not a Scotch egg

It’s some sort of birds nest shit

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:23

Shirley

Grin Grin Grin

MrsTommyBanks · 13/11/2018 20:23

Monica I love you but you are Harsh

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:23

Oooh a DAME

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:23

A wumman - c'mon girl! Show them how it's done!

Shirleyphallus · 13/11/2018 20:24

GO ON GAL!

Wolfcub · 13/11/2018 20:24

I can’t believe he did that. What a ducking wanker

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:24

Un oeuf ecossaise is probably her worst cauchemar, tbf

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:24

Un oeuf!

Hahahahaha!

Footle · 13/11/2018 20:24

15 minutes? Un petit quart d'heure?

MrsTommyBanks · 13/11/2018 20:25

SHUT UP GREEEEG

fourquenelles · 13/11/2018 20:25

Love a scotch egg with Branston pickle. But it has to be a bullet hard, supermarket scotch egg with gritty breadcrumbs and sausage meat like shredded cardboard (sophisticated tastes me).

Shirleyphallus · 13/11/2018 20:25

Did she ask “is that enough” or “is that an oeuf”?

jay55 · 13/11/2018 20:25

Go home gregggggg

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:25

I'd rather eat that than Monica's.

Pencilmuseum · 13/11/2018 20:26

Salmonella heaven

Taffeta · 13/11/2018 20:26

Bleurgh

whatashower · 13/11/2018 20:26

Oh bless him Marcus being very gentle there

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:26

Hope she gets through - I like her (even though she hasn't got a beard Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 13/11/2018 20:27

Alas Elisabeth. I want you to do better.

Taffeta · 13/11/2018 20:27

Cold Feet

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:27

'Once you've got rid of the n'oeufs', did he say? Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2018 20:27

Hooray!

Another beardy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/11/2018 20:27

It's an egg with a beard!