Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Sorry Monica babe that looks a fucking greasy mess

That’s not a Scotch egg

It’s some sort of birds nest shit

Shirley

Monica I love you but you are Harsh

Oooh a DAME

A wumman - c'mon girl! Show them how it's done!

GO ON GAL!

I can’t believe he did that. What a ducking wanker

Un oeuf ecossaise is probably her worst cauchemar, tbf

Un oeuf!

Hahahahaha!

15 minutes? Un petit quart d'heure?

SHUT UP GREEEEG

Love a scotch egg with Branston pickle. But it has to be a bullet hard, supermarket scotch egg with gritty breadcrumbs and sausage meat like shredded cardboard (sophisticated tastes me).

Did she ask “is that enough” or “is that an oeuf”?

Go home gregggggg

I'd rather eat that than Monica's.

Salmonella heaven

Bleurgh

Oh bless him Marcus being very gentle there

Hope she gets through - I like her (even though she hasn't got a beard

Alas Elisabeth. I want you to do better.

Cold Feet

'Once you've got rid of the n'oeufs', did he say?

Hooray!

Another beardy

It's an egg with a beard!