Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

What a smiley Marcus !

THAT looks appetising!

More than Marcus' did.

Ian is going to win

I like Ian.

Gregggg's belly gets more round and disgusting every day . . . . though of course, he is pregnant.

LUFFS a scotch egg

Scotch egg 🤢

I like Ian too.

Scotch eggs. Oh yuck, runny.

See Gregg that's how you do bald. I liked him. Calm, mature sensible.
Fucking scotch eggs again.

What's up with Mon's arm?

I like this challenge, Monica.

Gregggg's belly gets more round and disgusting every day

He is A LOT more round than he was last week!

Pregnant Gregg

Eating for five

'They either know that or they don't'

Well......er, yes, Gregggg, you MUPPET

15 mins to do a scotch egg. Bloody Nora

Runny scotch eggs are absolutely rank

Monica has been using her wrist too much methinks

That mincemeat looks like something from an autopsy.

This is an awful lot harder than the monkfish challenge.

The last time I made a scotch egg it was like a tennis ball.

That egg looks delish

What's the fucking point of quails eggs? Just poncey.

I thought for a moment Marcus just said 'they need to get some, MORON' to Gregggg.

Alas, he didn't exactly say that.

I wouldn’t mind wrapping my hand around Marcus’s meat

See Gregg that's how you do bald

But you can't have too many scotch eggs

Wolfcub didn't think of that. I will allow it.

Quail eggs are hard. I went through a phase of doing them on toast. I was a wanker then tbf.

God I’d make a right fucking mess of that