Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Maltese falcon has also failed login

Looks crap- don't like Andre's dish.

Crikey epic fails all round. How thrilling.

They won't have enough to go through to the critics. Most of them have sucked.

SKIN!

What is this? - The ed Gein School of Cookery?

I do not like Shark Eyes.

Its the Curse of the Coconut

Ok thanks team

Feel like today would have been a good day to play a drinking game with shots of Malibu every time they said coconut

We’d all be absolutely blotoed

She has mostly been a darling today,

Dammit!

Login got in inerror. That looks like a horrid brown mess too.

Late in , sorry. I hate coconut so this is a bit bleuurgh for me.
Where is Andre from?

Marika's definitely a gonner. Maybe Alex to join her?

No, it will be the Maltese Falcon that goes.

Is Andre Maltese Falcon sorry for being a pain

Just lost the effing page - what is wrong with the site tonight?

Malta, I think, MightyB (could be wrong tho)

Yup, banhammer.

Hope Michelle stays but that panacotta looked like an old fashioned contraceptive

Yes*hammer8 - and you are not a pain/.

Hope it's Marika and Shark Eyes

Noooo - not Andre!

If the critics could see this before they sat down to eat they would be coconutting themselves.

Bye bye Andre (boo) and Marika

My reputation as a prognosticator remains strong.

I think we need an up to date pic of Grouchy pup.
What with her being the Masterchef mascot ball that.

Oh dear - Shitwell and Grace. . .

Not scallops and black pudding beardy please

MightyB PMSL at the idea of trying to, erm, utilise that pannacotta for contraceptive purposes