Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I had trouble opening the thread and paniced. Had to turn up the wattage on my vape!

Grouchy8 is One with the Universe Shirley*

Deconstructed - old favourite term

I can’t watch beardy Luke without thinking about your galloping hormones schafen. Thank you for that 🤣

Bleaurgh , a thousand times. You can use the water, sugar, flour. And it will still taste of manky coconut.
On the upside, no Gregg!

Gregg has gone pram shopping

Why oh why so hirsute, Marcus? It's distracting me and not in a good way.

You're welcome!

You are right, Fuckery* - how did I not notice the absence of that TWAT!

That looks marvellous, Luke.

Tell me about it footie
It’s like way back when, learning there is no Santa Claus 😢

Could eat that LUke specially deep fried noodles

Oh YES! Ghengis has aced it - forget the chicken Marcus! Co-Co- NUT was the brief, and he fulfilled it

Aargh! Had a visitor and then had to cook dinner. Catching up now. Pleased beardy Luke's done well.

Marika has cocked it up! Doesn't surprise me.

Oh dear, Marika. Maybe they shouldn't have put you through after all.

She can't speak grammatically either

Oh dear bad round for the girls 🙁

Hang on. Is this a coconut challenge or is this some terrible coconut coincidence?!

Does anyone else feel like they’ve heard the word coconut so much it has lost all meaning?

The beard makes all the difference, doesn't it Halsall?

Grouchy - is my puppy behaving herself tonight?

What the hell Alex?

Weasley! What have you done?

OOh shocker thought Alex would walk that

I do Shirley - coconut could be anything.

Thank God that Ghengis adhered to the instructions

Coconut Challenge, Shirley.

Schaden She has mostly been a darling today, except for when she stole the newly-opened roll of paper towel and chewed it up.

They are not happy with Malta's dish. Alas.