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Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

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Halsall · 06/11/2018 11:30

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call Grin
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

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Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:27

Finger loins. W the actual fuck are they?

Pencilmuseum · 08/11/2018 20:27

Haha kiwi who will win? Grace dent's lip was curling contemptuously even as she walked along

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:27

Lotus Root!

Little Sour Plums!

Footle · 08/11/2018 20:28

Schaden, if by pissed you mean you're inebriated that's fine. If you mean you're pissed off, that's only acceptable if you are N American.

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:28

halsall the real thing was bad enough, no?GrinGrinGrinGrin
draws veil
Returns to subject

Halsall · 08/11/2018 20:28

I walked past Tracey MacL in the street t'other day. She is as thin as a pin, damn her.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:29

Yes Grouchy - up to date photo of my puppy please

Pencilmuseum · 08/11/2018 20:29

Marcus has had a trim since last time and Monica's roots need doing

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:30

Actually Footle - it's both.

I am in a Bad Mood and have hit the Wine in a Big Way tonight, and I've forgotten how to speak English.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2018 20:30

Luke is going to win, Pencil.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:31

Halsall

The BITCH!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:32

Yes to Ghengis winning - hope Weasley also goes through.

whatashower · 08/11/2018 20:32

Alex to win (tentative)

Go special soufflé!

Pencilmuseum · 08/11/2018 20:32

chardy schaden or sauv blanc? Is Alex clawing it back

MrsTommyBanks · 08/11/2018 20:33

At least you can vent at Grace Schaden Flowers

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:33

Merlot.

Lots and lots of Merlot.

DH has right royally pee'd me off and I am DRINKING my RAGE!!!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2018 20:33

Twisted my arm.

Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK
Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:33

all
After can we have a run down of nick names pl?
Smile

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2018 20:33

Mines being a shitebag.(puppyhound) I'm bleeding.a bit.
Mooli.
Hope Weasleys is ok, I'd love it.
Grace is wearing primark. Dd has that dress.

Pencilmuseum · 08/11/2018 20:33

Do you think Grace always has a face like a smacked arse?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/11/2018 20:34

That it is a minor comfort MrsTommy

Halsall · 08/11/2018 20:34

I always feel as though the word 'moue' was invented for Grace Dent

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MrsTommyBanks · 08/11/2018 20:34

My early money is on Luke. Definitely.

Shirleyphallus · 08/11/2018 20:34

Do you think Grace always has a face like a smacked arse?

“Grace Dent” sounds like it should be Cockney rhyming slang for a very very rude word

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2018 20:35

God yes. Who is she.
Oh finger limes. Not loinsBlushBlushBlush