Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Finger loins. W the actual fuck are they?

Haha kiwi who will win? Grace dent's lip was curling contemptuously even as she walked along

Lotus Root!

Little Sour Plums!

Schaden, if by pissed you mean you're inebriated that's fine. If you mean you're pissed off, that's only acceptable if you are N American.

halsall the real thing was bad enough, no?
draws veil
Returns to subject

I walked past Tracey MacL in the street t'other day. She is as thin as a pin, damn her.

Yes Grouchy - up to date photo of my puppy please

Marcus has had a trim since last time and Monica's roots need doing

Actually Footle - it's both.

I am in a Bad Mood and have hit the Wine in a Big Way tonight, and I've forgotten how to speak English.

Luke is going to win, Pencil.

Halsall

The BITCH!

Yes to Ghengis winning - hope Weasley also goes through.

Alex to win (tentative)

Go special soufflé!

chardy schaden or sauv blanc? Is Alex clawing it back

At least you can vent at Grace Schaden

Merlot.

Lots and lots of Merlot.

DH has right royally pee'd me off and I am DRINKING my RAGE!!!!!

Twisted my arm.

all
After can we have a run down of nick names pl?

Mines being a shitebag.(puppyhound) I'm bleeding.a bit.
Mooli.
Hope Weasleys is ok, I'd love it.
Grace is wearing primark. Dd has that dress.

Do you think Grace always has a face like a smacked arse?

That it is a minor comfort MrsTommy

I always feel as though the word 'moue' was invented for Grace Dent

My early money is on Luke. Definitely.

Do you think Grace always has a face like a smacked arse?

“Grace Dent” sounds like it should be Cockney rhyming slang for a very very rude word

God yes. Who is she.
Oh finger limes. Not loins