Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Strictly Come Dancing Thread #3 Will Fantons save Susannah or does Vick not have a hope in hell?...

999 replies

MozzieMagnet · 23/09/2018 03:09

....Is Katie going to be pipped at the post, will Graeme take a swan dive to the bottom of the leader board, is the news just in that Kate's first out, will MWMOB Wombling Eel's Latin make us Blue or has Seann seenn his finnal routinne?!

New thread for Saturday 29th and this week's It Takes Two.

Keeeepppp Posting! Wink Glitterball

[Edited by MNHQ at OP's request]

OP posts:
Thread gallery
8
mycelialnetwork · 23/09/2018 17:24

I know it's supposed to be about the dancing etc etc, but I cannot support Susannah as she goes fox hunting to "relax" apparently. Which makes her inherently unsupportable. Sorry.

mycelialnetwork · 23/09/2018 17:25

I really want Danny to do one dance in the Dwayne Dibley persona. Please

Juells · 23/09/2018 17:26

But still I've loved him since he was Cat on Red Dwarf

Me too, the minute I saw he was on I was rooting for him Grin I suppose it's not fair to be for someone just because you liked a character they played...

iklboo · 23/09/2018 17:27

I really want Danny to do one dance in the Dwayne Dibley persona. Please

That would be AMAZING!!

SerenDippitty · 23/09/2018 17:37

I really want Danny to do one dance in the Dwayne Dibley persona. Please

Would have to be a Charleston I think!

dontcallmelen · 23/09/2018 17:38

I would pay money, to see him dance as Dwayne .

mycelialnetwork · 23/09/2018 17:51

Charleston would be perfect Seren

iklboo · 23/09/2018 17:54

Halloween Charleston?

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 23/09/2018 17:56

I wonder how much of the Strictly audience would be totally confused by Dwayne Dibley. Grin Red Dwarf was quite niche even at its most popular. Mind you, I'm pretty sure that only viewers with DC of a certain age would have recognised the Fortnite references in Graeme's and Joe's dances.

xsquared · 23/09/2018 17:59

Just watching the second half of the show on i player. Charles really fancies Oti doesn’t he? He hugged her after she and Graeme danced in the Clauditorium.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/09/2018 18:16

Agree Fuzzy - Tess is awful! Most of her clothes are even worse the she is (she was surprisingly smart last night - I'll bet it doesn't last), and she is a complete and utter PITA - incredibly false and patronising - I wouldn't talk to 3 year-olds they way she talks to the contestants.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/09/2018 18:16

Of course - she learned her craft fro Brucie

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/09/2018 18:20

FOX-HUNTING?!

Kill her, Anton - and blood every member of the audience . . .

I'd love to see a Dwane Dibley number, too - especially if a few stray teeth were left on the floor to trip The Womble up.

Charles is very handsome, but Oti is still WAAAAAAAAY out of his league. Anyway - he's too much in love with himself. As me Grannie would have said - if he was made of chocolate he'd eat himself.

covetingthepreciousthings · 23/09/2018 18:38

Thanks for the new thread Glitterball

MozzieMagnet · 23/09/2018 18:39

Ooh does that make Tony Beak a Gareth Hunt Saboteur?

OP posts:
ShirleyPhallus · 23/09/2018 18:40

Agree Fuzzy - Tess is awful! Most of her clothes are even worse the she is (she was surprisingly smart last night - I'll bet it doesn't last), and she is a complete and utter PITA - incredibly false and patronising - I wouldn't talk to 3 year-olds they way she talks to the contestants.

The worst thing about her is how she talks over the judges and does that really fake, over the top laugh at ANYTHING that anyone says even when it’s not remotely funny

How on earth she got past screen test / audience feedback year after year is beyond me

Claud should do the main presenting and then.... who else? Karen for the bit with the scores? Brendan?

dontcallmelen · 23/09/2018 18:54

Yy Tess, her & fake willoughby should be marooned on a shark infested island, so we never have to endure the inane drivel they spout ever again.

CoffeeShortbread · 23/09/2018 19:00

Watching on catch up. All a bit slick and smooth for week 1 apart from....

Oh God. What in the name of was Susannah C doing? They’ve been training for weeks. She watched the floor and seemed like she didn’t know the routine at all. DisAster darling. Hopefully starting so poorly will mean she improves as the weeks go on (don’t want to say the j word).

As an aside, I forgot how annoying Karen Clifton (or whatever her divorced name is now) is. Amazing body (haven’t they all?) but Jeez, irritating gobshite.

CoffeeShortbread · 23/09/2018 19:07

And BTW, I loved hyper-campy DrRanj’s routine. I did want to dial down Jeanette’s gurning though.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 23/09/2018 19:26

This is going to be such a great series! .

Glad to see a few new faces amongst the profeshnuls. It’s all moved on a bit from the Darren and Lilia days hasn’t it?

MozzieMagnet · 23/09/2018 19:38

www.hellomagazine.com/film/2018092362635/brendan-cole-strictly-come-dancing-column-first-dances/

My God it's bland...is it being ghost-written or is Brenda just dialling it in?

OP posts:
FuzzyCustard · 23/09/2018 19:41

catfleas I loved Daren Bennett. It's never been the same since he left. :(

FuzzyCustard · 23/09/2018 19:42

Darren Darren...two "r"s in Darren...

FuzzyCustard · 23/09/2018 19:46

mozzie that article is awful. It's like a badly done GCSE project "What I think of SCD" by Brenda, aged 14.

SuperSuperSuper · 23/09/2018 19:47

I don't like Susannah but I think she's been done a disservice. She didn't go in there to be the comedy act that gets booted at the outset.

I really hope Katie beats her nerves. She won't do well otherwise.

Looking forward to Joe's tango/paso, just to see if he's any good