Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

Emotion? Cringe.

Strange that Wolf

I did think that John was the evil twin, and I still do, but Mr Broach is obvious the tedious twin.

I don't know which is worse.

Why does that idiot do that salute? He does it on Impossible Celebs too!!

I do like Martin

They were a pile of prats ellen.

Salsify, that's not been mentioned for a while

I haven't seen the antiques roadshow in years. This episode has thoroughly put me off watching it again!

I think I need subtitles for Steph.

I think he thinks it makes him looks cool and edgy Elderflower.

Not twattish at all, oh no.

Hell's teeth - look at all of the mint scattered around his station.

I love chimmichurri

Spenny, pretentious and sincerely moving at the same time. Tricky one to pull off.

Sad about Spencer's brother. Only 22.

I actually thought the story behind Spencer's dish was quite heartfelt. I'm sure I'll get over it soon.

Oh god I really love Zoe for thay

Two soups... hahahaahahha

Love that Victoria Wood sketch

It must be so hard for Martin being such a long way from his pans

Evening. Late to the party tonight. Thanks for the new thread Halsall.
Zoe has just won for me. In honour of Victoria Woods. Bless her.

Make sure you cut all the burned bits off that brownie John

Two soups brill

She deserves to win for that

Walk with me Gregg, feck off John

wolf he must have serious backache

Jonty - look at that girl's face! You should be ashamed.

'Sweet minty little green blobs' - thus spake the great food expert

Stephanie's dish just looks a bit of a mess