Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

I don’t like venison that pink

I like red cabbage

Venison looks raw Wolf.

Poor Steph, shut up John

Please don't let Martin go

Please don't send Martin home.

Here they come! Twoooo soooops!

Please let Zoe do well. . . .

I have to say I do have a little chuckle when John and Gregg have to strain their necks to talk to Martin

Sorry, but doing two soups is just weird

Oh nooooooo Zoe

How does someone not stab Gregggg?

He's just so revolting.

DS(12) was howling laughing at the Two Soups sketch. He's a big Victoria Wood fan.

John's looks bloody awful! It's like prison food.

If anyone described my food as being as good as a takeaway, I would probably seriously hurt them.

SERIOUSLY hurt them.

Both Greggggg and Jonty look like they are stashing food in their cheeks like hamsters. And I am getting too much tongue from Jonty when he takes a mouthful.

Stop tittering you lot.

Sorry, I don't know what it tastes like but John's meal doesn't float my boat

Think Zoe is going home...

Exactly, Schaden - it's hardly a recommendation!

I think his cookery teacher has made him work overtime for this one.

It's bleeding!

@Schaden and we would ALL give you an alibi. 🤫

You should ALWAYS listen to your mum, Spencer

I was thinking the same thing fleas - they eat like a couple of barely table-trained toddlers.

I didn’t realise you could actually open a door insincerely until I just watched Spencer do it

Thank you fleas. I may need that alibi yet.

How that muck of John's could be the dish of the day, I don't know - Greggg mustn't have a tastebud in his head.