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Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Halsall · 21/09/2018 20:31

Shiny new thread Smile

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Wolfcub · 28/09/2018 21:32

Maybe they think he’s safer with scissors Halsall

Why are they so sodding obsessed with fondants

MrsTommyBanks · 28/09/2018 21:32

Who thinks a JP desserts book will be out for next Christmas?

I'd buy it Blush.

ExileOnMNStreet · 28/09/2018 21:33

Oh yes, the heritage of Bury.

Wolfcub · 28/09/2018 21:34

Well done John for being real. No chef training there

Elderflower14 · 28/09/2018 21:34

My husband never forgave our terrier for escaping into the middle of the car one day and eating three Bury Black Pudding! To add insult to injury he wasnt even sick afterwards!!!

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Halsall · 28/09/2018 21:35

Fuck Off Gregg - the Mumsnet Masterchef Christmas Cookbook - I'm LOLing here.

We should SO do this GrinGrin

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ExileOnMNStreet · 28/09/2018 21:35

Envy elderflower black pudding, yuk. 3 of them, triple yuck!

fourquenelles · 28/09/2018 21:36

Bet the other end was interesting the next day Elderflower Wink

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Halsall · 28/09/2018 21:37

Ooooh, lovely black pudding. From Bury Market. And hot-pot with proper red cabbage.

Food of the gods, I tell you!

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Elderflower14 · 28/09/2018 21:38

Another black pud story. DH was having it for lunch on his laptray one day. Ds2 was trundling round the room in his baby walker. DH dropped a tiny bit of BP onto the walker tray. Ds2 ate it, then trundled over and grabbed a whole chunk off DH plate!!
DH was 😲!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/09/2018 21:38

Dh has just gone apop-fucking-lectic at John's bollox about the presentation of custard tart. I'm laughing (def at him, not with)
Martin for the win.

ExileOnMNStreet · 28/09/2018 21:39

Imagine all the recipes we could contribute:

Appetiser "A Lovely Lovely Thing" Gregg's head on platter, on a bed of sea vegetables and samphire, served under a silver cloche.

Main "SHAAARP SAAALTY SWEEET" Gregg's testicles, lovingly panfried with a fondant potato accompaniment...

I could go on at length

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Halsall · 28/09/2018 21:40

Exile GrinGrinGrin

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Elderflower14 · 28/09/2018 21:40

Notice how MB didn't try and hug JP.....

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/09/2018 21:40

That looks bloody lovely.

Wolfcub · 28/09/2018 21:40

Spencer’s starter looks like the end of a student night out

fourquenelles · 28/09/2018 21:41

He'd break him in half Elderflower

Elderflower14 · 28/09/2018 21:41

That starter looks like 🤢!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/09/2018 21:42

I did Elderflower. But I think it was a bit of judicious camera work.

RomaineCalm · 28/09/2018 21:42

Fuck Off Gregg - the Mumsnet Masterchef Christmas Cookbook

We could deconstruct all of the recipes and scatter bits of them on different pages.

Every page has a wanky MC phrase on it.

Free giveaway... Gregg doll with a selection of bogging waistcoats and a tweed cap.

Wolfcub · 28/09/2018 21:42

Why is it all rectangular. You don’t see rectangular sheep

fourquenelles · 28/09/2018 21:42

No moaning about no spuds then?

ExileOnMNStreet · 28/09/2018 21:42

God could John's jowls get any longer?!

ExileOnMNStreet · 28/09/2018 21:43

Oooh romaine and a selection of pins with the doll?

Wolfcub · 28/09/2018 21:44

John’s looks nice