Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Shiny new thread

Fuck Off Gregg - the Mumsnet Masterchef Christmas Cookbook.

Even better

Johns looks amazing.

It does Wolfcub very clean looking.

But how many times have we seen scallops and peas and black pudding?! I'm over them

"Mustard with mutton you'll live to be a glutton! well according to my old nan anyway.

That’s a Marcus custard tart

Oh FFS very Proustian, fuck OFF Gregg

Aw Martin

John is taking this very very very seriously.

Gawd if JP wins there's going to be a river of tears.

Am I the only one that's warmed to Spencer in this series? At least he's proven he has more than half a carrot for a brain at last. He'll never be accepted back on whatever reality show it was he came from!

I feel so sorry for the last person - the food always looks so cold and congealed by the time they film it

However Martin for the win, but they won't let him have it.

Oh I love Spencer. I think he's been really endearing.

This is a tough call. Mmmm Martin may have screwed the pooch.

They're desperate to criticise him as his plates look ten times better than John's - who is nailed on to win

Oh no solid jelly Martin's fumbled at the line.

Droopy the dog! That's who John reminds me of!

I love big Martin but I think Johns got this

Oh no Martin :( JP will win

Think Martins jelly has just blown it for him.....
John's got it I think 🤔 🤔 🤔

That is a very well cut kilt

John Torode...

Here we go

Exile You've nailed him.

How long will the ...........pause be?