Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

Eric looks like a murderere - but his voice is very erotic exotic

I want Eric's Tea.

I just can't get over how very BIG Martin is . . .

Martinis tarts are a little caught around the edges. Scotch eggs look lovel

I thought for a moment that was a crushed daddy-long0legs on top of the smoked salmon

Will share my afternoon tea story with you :-
My late DH was 35 years older than me and we got used to people staring at us.
We went for afternoon tea to a very smart tea shop in Yorkshire. There were three old biddies who came and sat next to us and started twittering at each other as soon as they saw us. DH winked at me leant in and whispered loudly "WHEN WILL YOUR HUSBAND BE HOME?"
I replied "WELL IF WE LEAVE NOW WE WILL HAVE AN HOUR IN BED!!!" 😂 😂 😂
We got up and left to much twittering behind us!!!

Scotch eggs DO look lovely - when he cut into the first one before, my mouth watered

Stephanie's looks nice and inviting

Exile

Who's this now

Elderflower

Gregg has no table manners whatsoever.

Cock.

Gregggg is such an arse

Gregggggggggggggg shoves his fingers into his mouth. It's disgusting.

LOL elderflower

Elderflower he sounds like he was great fun

Wrong plating Spenny!

That scone is flat as a fart

Those eclairs

I'm sure Rich Twat Spencer is cheating somehow . . . but I don't know how.

"It looks slightly flat"

Yeah, no shit, Gregg. Knob.

Thank feck he hasn't got his spoon, that turns my stomach the way he licks (pukes) it

"Ritollos, or wraps"

Just say "wraps" then.

Why do they keep putting the lids back on the scones it’s just wrong

You mean apart from the cookery lessons from Jean-Christophe Novelli, Schaden?

John's got a soggy bottom!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂