Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

Hello all

Evening all. I love afternoon tea

Martin will win ellen - I am very woo and the spirits have told me so.

Before I forget - SHUTTUP GREGGGGGG

Right - that's out of the way. Now I can sit and enjoy the programme.

Hello all

I don't want Spenny to win, put it that way, ellen

I think the actor chappie well might.

He looks like he’s battering those scones. Gentle hands John gentle hands

Martin

I love afternoon tea too. Lots of little biddie bits to shove in yer face in one go.

I hate people who say "your" all the time - "your fruit scone and your clotted cream and your coconut lime . . .

It's like those bastard doctors who say "How are we feeling"

No idea how YOU are feeling - I feel like shit.

I love a scotch egg too

Yep I think/hope it will be Martin

No Spenny is far too full of himself as it is

I don't really like John, I don't trust him for some reason

Martin could crush Gregggg with one twitch of his Mighty Fist of Death

I don't really like John, I don't trust him for some reason

That is because he is a serial killer, ellen.

SHUTTUP "SPENCEY"

Evening all. No Spencer you ain't clever you are a ***!! 😂

That bacon is burned.

And do not despise the cucumber sammich.

Afternoon tea is my kinda meal too. Scones, jam and cream....mmmmmm

Haha burnt it.

Evening folks!

Banana and parsnip

And I’ve never seen blacker eclair

That was almost cremated, whatever it was supposed to be.

I just told DH Spenny was cooking a banana parsnip cake and we could call this new invention a barsnip cake. DH has christened it a Barfsnip cake

Oh dear Martin - please don't upset the Other Side!

I want to eat Martin(s)

Exile

Eric 'Cake Boy' Lanlard. Harrumph.