Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

You'd be forgiven for thinking he had help Schaden

John "Nothing to complain about at all"

PROPER chef "your scones are a bit too big"

I detest Serial Killer's smug grin

I've met JCN he's one of the nicest men on the planet. He was inordinately kind to my lovely ds2 and that meant the world to me!!

It's completely fake looking Schaden, like a crazy killer clown

You can only speak as you find Elderflower

cookery lessons

Oh God. Here comes Grace. She is so irritating.

I wish someone would stab Greggggg.

I would . . .

I'd put his head in a thermonix and press blend.

Oh do fuck off Greg

So - he IS a wanker cheat

I think I’m in love with Martin for his icing quip.

Maybe with a bit of encouragement, John could be persuaded to blend Gregg's head while cackling manically behind his odd smile...

Remember the good old days when they would be sent abroad for a real challenge, I'll never forget Christine Hamilton trying to cook in a narrow space on a moving train through Egypt or somewhere, that was hard.

Crispy hen's egg?

Crispy hen's egg! Does that come from a crispy hen, then?

He likes his meat and two veg

Halsall

That joint must have cost more than our house!

We can only hope Exile

Recently tried pineapple shuffle?

Would that be when you had your cookery lesson, Twatboy?

Spencer is such a tedious over-achiever

Would on soufflé be less pressure Hreg? Knobber