They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Christ that fish

Gemma you utter cunt.

Halsall My arms would be covered in burns in that kind of kitchen.

What's that fourqs

She's totally going to, f.. k this up!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

I dunno why, but I get the feeling four's not enjoying this.

Gemma’s annoyingly shouty

BORED!

This bit drags so much. I want them murdering cooking their own stuff.

That lamb looks lush

I don't even like lamb but that looks delicious

Jesus

The frustration - and I will have to read all your comments again when I get a chance t watch the (recorded) episode. (That will be a joy, obviously . . . )

Monty love, keep up...

I can't be doing with that sort of piddly Greek food. I want a lovely great big kleftiko the size of my own head. And a proper Greek salad with a humongous slab of feta.

God, hungry now.

The chefs need to tell her to fuck off

Do you want a party ring to tide you over Halsall, I could stretch to a mini pack if you really want.

Monty's never going to be quick. He's a slow bowler.

Montys like a snail!!!! Oh god GC is a nightmare....

Get your own bloody fish you lazy wagon

Aibu to want to slap Gemma?

I always wonder if they let the chef know who is a reasonable cook beforehand.

Tsst, give this one something easy and stand next to her the whole time (looking at you, Gemma)

I'd like a party ring ellenora I'll swap you a Pink Panther pink wafer biscuit for one.

She's awful MrsTommy

Omg monty is practically horizontal

ellen LOL

Unfortunately I'm doing the 5:2 diet. It's going well but today is a 2 day so I'm bloody starving.

Oh yes please Schaden, (adds pink wafers to shopping list)