They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

People who order their steak well-done don't deserve nice food anyway. Don't worry, Steph.

Totally agree Grouchy

I've always had a healthy hate for GC.
I now feel completely justified.

Right - DHs bollox programme is finished

I am watching Chizzy I like her - her tater looks nice. Oh! It's a fish or summat.

I thought it was a roast potato.

I can't believe she left the kitchen!!

Oh fair play to you Halsall, best of luck with it, some friends did it and found it very successful.

Who the fuck does Gemma think she is?

Blimey - Gemma's an arse isn't she?

Zoe's lamb looks charcoaled.

Why the hell has she wandered out of the kitchen??? 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

Erm, I like my steak to taste of steak, not blood.

The food I eat is fantastic.

Again with the waste of expensive ingredients

Surely GC should have her hair properly fastened back.

Mucky mare!

Just realised that I'm about ten minutes behind as I was microwaving a bowl of custard at 8:00 but luckily my criticism of Gemma is relevant anyway

I'd love a portion of those lamb chops.

Did she wander out of the kitchen, I can't imagine she takes anything serious, she was the same in the jungle.

Oh ffs don’t praise her she’s bloody awful

Unleashing a fire in my soul

Gemma is infuriating but hilarious.

I foresee a cook book from the Orange one in the not too distant future.

DH is making amends by pouring me a cup of tea so I don't lose any more precious watching time.

The lamb chops do look good, and I'm not a fan of lamb.

This is better. Let's see them cooking their stuff.

Custard you say Furry, can you dip party rings in custard, I bet I can, feck it I'm 50 I can do what I want

No Stephanie, you are not excited FOR today, you are excited ABOUT it

Parsnip!

Those aren't even real vegetables.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - they are just the ghosts of carrots and not fit for human consumption.