They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Puke boiled mushrooms, no thankyou

It seems unfair to me Elderflower - I fall down holes all the time. I don't get prime TV roles.

I once (accidentally) exposed myself sliding down a ramp at Laserquest in the 80s. By my reckoning I should be a National Treasure by now

Yay for Chizzy! I like her.

But are they BBC holes, @Schaden?

Is this the wild card round?

They all seem terrible!

ikl give it time

When did she fall down a hole, I'll be googling after this

Stephanie's looks the best I think...

Way to gin monty with the honesty

imaginarycat Thank you. That's very helpful.

Do they think they have to use all the ingredients in the box, they don't sure they don't, less is more people.

Thank you catfleas Very useful orange-related information. I shall file that away for future use.

It says online she is 37 - she looks older than me! (65).

Oooh - I did a "How old is your heart" thingy online. DH is 72 and so is his heart. I am 65 and my heart is 44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

DD has pointed out that it is most probably because my heart is so icy that it is in state os suspended animation and will probably last forever - long after the rest of the planet is just a molten rock circling the sun, my cold, hard heart will still be slowly beating . . .

I'm now eagerly awaiting the moment that Gems comes back after the pro kitchen round and suddenly and improbably announces she's cooking guinea-fowl three ways with honey-glazed carrots, fondant potatoes and a Madeira reduction.

I think she was pissed.

HELLO! Television people! I can fall down holes SOBER!

Oh no Iklboo I'd say that hurt all the same

More Peruvian cuisine. Has there been an infestation of guinea pigs in London of late?

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 DS2 and I saw Steph get her long jump gold medal last year at the Para Athletics at the Olympic Stadium.... A wonderful moment.

Indeed Halsall, it's amazing the difference in some of the skills after round one.

Grouchy

I'd say that was amazing Elder, didn't realise she was a paralympian.

I used to be involved in the special olympics and my goodness it's an amazing experience.

I'd love to see the reams of risk assessment forms the BBC has to fill out for all this barbecuing business

Omg she is murdering that fish

Love that Monty's calling the chef by his given name.

Greek Chef's face watching GC hack apart that poor fish.

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