They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Schaden, it was panic at Chateau Halsall a few mins ago as we had NO TV SIGNAL. 😱😱😱😱😱

DH had to do an emergency cable-swap and all was well. Thank God.

Oh dear Schaden, em well I suppose you should leave him really.

Now who is Stephanie, if ds1 had have been a girl I was going to call her Stephanie.

Good god how old is GC she looks about 50

More trouble with coconuts. Dear God.

It's hell, Halsall - sheer hell.

Just got the bleeding' telly put right, and now HE wants to watch it. I'v (taking the telly with me, obviously...)

Red 'Waistcoat tonight.

Bloody hell Halsall that's the stuff of nightmares

Cointreau no no no

Was that Cointreau?!

GC? Who is GC?

She honestly looks like a dinner lady I had a primary school called Mrs Fish. She was obsessed with making us take our vests off and run around the playground with 'kites' made from crisp wrappers.

What ho, chaps.

How lovely, tuning in to see this person. I don't know who Gemma Collins is, but I don't like her already.

Oh, another Strictly alumn.

Is Gemma not able to follow instructions

I like Cointreau.

Please don't tell me Gregggg is wearing red - it's my favourite colour (or was)

I KNOW!!! Not. Remotely. Acceptable. I told him it was a divorce situation if it wasn't fixed STAT

Chizzy drowning everything in oil. I see no crispy there.

Aaah! Gemma Collins!

Ah. I know Zoe Lyons from comedy panel gameshow thingies.

Don't know if anyone else has said this but apparently La Collins got this gig as a sweetener from the BBC after she fell down the hole at the awards ceremony.
She apparently was insisting on SCD and the BBC said now way Jose. So she accepted this!!

I've looked her up online - I don't like her either, Grouchy

Now don't judge me but I was watching celeb driving school (I don't get out much) and Gemma is the girlfriend of someone on it, he fell asleep while the instructor was explaining something to him so not a good driving candidate I don't think.

Gemma Collins is about 36 I think. She’s that colour due to regular visits to “Marbs” with her on/off boyfriend “Arg”.

You’re welcome.

It seems unfair to me Elderflower - I fall down holes all the time. I don't get prime TV roles.

She fell down a hole???? must have been all the Cointreau

Isn't Zoe the lady from the tui adds, she swims up to a bar and then falls over at yoga

Oh Monty. No.

I want him to do well. I love cricket people. But no, pet, no.