They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

John Partridge and Jean Johansson also had what is being called private tutorials

FFS! I thought it was bad enough when someone in Come Dine With Me once got a local restaurant to cook their entire menu and pass it all secretly through the kitchen window, but this is taking the piss!

Shame jean went so soon but Anita was absolutely batshit!

I think she was loving being back in the spotlight and her luvvie tendencies came out when they needed to be left in the dressing room.

That said though, she was a fabulous entertainer and it must be really hard to go from that to work being almost non existent.

Her and Cliff were really good together.

Oh god I remember that Halsall, that was hilarious, they even gave her furniture, she got rumbled by another contestant but said she wouldn't let on, fair play to her, I'd have hung her out to dry

Just caught up, on catch up.

Did anyone else think Jean hated working with Spencer? She 'jokingly' said something about throttling him but every time they were told they were working together, her body language she tensed right up.

Think the right pelt went through though

Anita's sweet was hardly difficult, and even then the judges had to keep prompting her to get things done. If John had taken an extra 15 minutes like she did, his curry would probably have been much better. So I think it's fair that she went.

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Great idea Exile.

Plonks arse down on the comfie seats and waits for Thursday.

PS Jazz fans are bat shit and drink far far far too much beer.

It is not possible to drink too much beer four.

Beer - it's lovely!

Cider, perry and mead I can drink by the bucket full. Beer and lager gives me gas and makes me pee for England

We had 75 punters and by the end of the evening had a huge recycling bin full of bottles (most of which seemed to be drunk by the band). Good times.

Anyone else got withdrawals yet??

I would do, cricket, but I'm catching up on The Great British Menu, so that's tiding me over till Thursday.

I can’t bear Spencer and he seems to have gotten better suspiciously quickly.

I can’t bear Spencer and he seems to have gotten better suspiciously quickly

I suspect he could cook beforehand and Id be very surprised if someone with the life experience he's had didn't know his way around food.

Private lessons from Jean Christof Novelli have also helped.

YES! It is Thursday-Wine and Nibbles waiting-Damn this show for always making me want to eat!!!

Checking in

Reporting in

Monty!

Woo I love Chizzy

All present and correct, no early start so beer and goodies for me

Oh god it's Gemma tonight.

She might surprise us.

Ahhh Zoe Lyons - I like her.

Still clueless about Gemma Collins, though.

And hello all btw

Am here, but totally relying on you lot to be my eyes and ears as DH is watching some shite or other and I am seething at my keyboard.

Let the wild rumpus start.

I sense tears are not far away...

I hate Greggs surprised face

Gemma is looking burnt orange - overdid the sun beds again.

Monty is doing chicken and an omelette. I don't think so.

I hate all of Gregggg's faces.

I hate Gregggg