Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

chicken cider olives carrotts and egg noddles???? yuk

Carol looks like Mrs Overall

YES!!!

June

And OhWhat, I was literally just thinking Mrs Overall

Keiths doesn't look nice

Lamb still bleating?

Giant's lamb is still bleating.

I love Big Guy's food. He's my sort of cook

Carol looks like Mrs Overall

Oh god she does.

I'm paying far too much attention to their appearance and not noticing the food [slaps wrist]

Mrs Overall

Oh that lamb looks very rare

"Still pink" That's because it's not cooked, John. Come now.

[high 5’s Grouchy]

Taffeta

I think that dish looks bloody awful

I'm quite fancying the giant.
I've always loved tall men

Love how the camera panned up and up and up.
Why do they think, big bloke-can't cook? Rugby player (?)= posh usually.

I just can't see beyond the fake tan, the carefully curated facial hair and the weird veneers.

However that pudding looks yummy

The samphire wagon hasn't been round yet, I realise. No smears, foams or crumbs either. Disappointed.

The lamb on MasterChef is always virtually still baa-ing but that seems to be how the judges like it. Gross

Yy, Fuckery. And Phil Vickery won a few years ago.

They are late with the turnip van too Halsall

Michelle is intensely irritating

Ditto MrsTommy. Love the tall

Woo I’ve found you. I swear they send them to cooking school after the first meal is made

Michelle is a gonna me thinks.