Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Dammit. Michelle is going. She was my favourite. Everyone else did pretty well, I think.

Michelle is out

That's true, fourq. And the hispi truck is also conspicuous by its absence

They used up all the hispi in Great British Menu, Halsall.

OMG at Mrs Overall cruel but true!

I always think that too Wolfcub, the difference is astounding.

I think Gregg just called John Mark

I want Keith to go. Sacrilege to do a cider sauce with olives and egg noodles!

More giant (Bayfield) trivia. He used to be a copper.

You would shit sideways if you were backing out of a house with a TV under your arm and he was waiting for you, wouldn't you?

eyethangyew.
Keith's off.

Ah, that's where it's gone. I haven't been watching that, Grouchy. There must have been a nationwide shortage after the last MC Professionals because it was in every bloody dish.

Ikiboo I’d definitely surrender immediately

'You would shit sideways if you were backing out of a house with a TV under your arm and he was waiting for you, wouldn't you?'

Yes. Lovely turn of phrase

I will miss Michelle's lovely hair and lippy, if not her cooking

Ah well one of them had to go but I've seen much worse over the years.

Catch you all tomorrow 8.30 for an hour and a half

Thanks for the thread Halsall.

Wonder how long it takes Pretty Boy to make that little curl in the front of his hair.

Till tomorrow, MasterCheffers!

Yay, Sophie Thompson tomorrow!

SAM AND MARK??????bloke as food critic

Hilarious

8.30 pm tomorrow - set your alarms.

Ah, this thread is one of life's great pleasures. See you all tomorrow, minus Michelle.

Right off to catch up on Emmerdale. Back tomorrow to see Gemma Collins crack under the pressure

Hope to check in tomorrow, could be difficult (it's to do with GBBO!)

Wrong!!
I'm another tall man fan. But I'd only come up to his....errrr.
Right see you tomorrow sleb fans.

What are you not telling us Roussette

Bake off not till next week!!!

Sompleased this is back. Have been after something for me, dh and teen dd to watch together and this is it! Thanks for the heads up off to find it on iplayer!

I am on Extra Slice with DD (it's filmed on Saturday morning) and I have to help her create her masterpiece for Jo Brand! (I will be sooo embarrassed if her bake is chosen, the Producer loves it eeeeek!)