Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Your mother in law had a chippy iklboo, that's brilliant I'd love a chippy, god all that deep fried loveliness

Was that packet crumble mix? Omg!

Pre-prepared crumble-mix....

These chefs are insane letting these people into their mass catering kitchens. I'd just say no.

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How hard is crumble mix to make, FGS

And Birds custard powder!

I don’t like Spencer pulling faces behind jeans back

So pre made crumble mix is fine, but they have to spend half their life peeling veg, feck sake

Anita is useless

Custard Powder

Anita's for the high-jump, surely

Why is the rice in the oven

Spenny is wired to the moon, for sure.

Why can't they cook rice on the hob instead of the oven?

Yep, they cheat on this show, i'm sure of it! Last year i saw a ready made curry paste in a jar. Can't remember if it was the celeb version or not.

The chips will go cold out from under the warming light you muppet

I wonder if the people who work there are feeling let down about their food what with the custard powder and all.

That chicken sauce is WATER.

That lamb stew does look nice.

Dammit. I missed the stealth mushrooms. Stop ruining food, devil's toejam.

You could hang wallpaper wiTh that custard

That lumpy custard looked GOPPING

Now lumpy AND burnt

That custard!

I had to pause for a loo break and when I came back it had paused on Gregg trying to look ferocious, he can't.

Anybody like to put 50p on Anita going through to the next round?